Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens is writing a series of childrens books…
The books, written with co-author Courtney Parker, are being published by Dallas-based publisher Ben Bella.
The first one, Little T Learns to Share, will be on shelves Nov. 15.
“It teaches life lessons on discipline,” Parker said. “The irony is him being one of the most controversial players and the public perception of him lacking discipline.”
Suggested titles:
- The Little Engine That Could, But Not For Less Than 15 Mil A Year And Get Rid Of That Deadweight Donovan The Caboose In The Back
- Lemony Screwit (A Series Of Unfortunate Incompetions)
- Goodnight Painkillers (“Goodnight Painkillers. Goodnight Sleeping Pills. Wait. Which of you is which?”)
- Green Uniforms And Damn
- The Star-Bellied Fans
This is only a partial list. If you hear of more, feel free to share them in the comments.
‘Three Little Pigs and the Big Bad T.’
Where T huffs and he puffs and he throws a big fat hissy fit.
“Little T Learns To Refer To Himself In The Third Person”
“Little T Learns About Ghost Writers”
“It Takes A Village To Love The Greatest Football Player Of All Time”
Terrell Owens and the Philosophers Touchback
Who’s Afraid of Terrel Owens.
The Owens Code
The Owensbury Tales
Terrellwulf
I could go on but why? The only real story here is “The Ego that Ate Texas”. Why does this man still make the news? He’s a buffoon and not a particularly entertaining one at that.
Now you don’t need to create your own material Lair!
I’ve been staring at a blank screen for five minutes, trying to come up with a parody funnier than Terrell Owens writing a book on sharing. I’m at a complete loss.
Stephen, the only thing better would be TO writing a book on humility.
The Ass in the Helmet
and
The Ass in the Helmet Comes Back
Terrell Owens is so…yesterday’s news.
We now have Heinous Haynesworth, the Face Stomper~!
How about “Big Al Brushes his Cleats”
or the children’s song “Stomp the Star”, a duet with Terrell Owens…
How about “Little T Catches 3 Passes for 45 yards Against the Ferocious Philly D”