North Korea threatened to test a nuclear weapon. How will things be different afterwards?
10) New record set for world’s poofiest mushroom cloud.
9) Second nuclear test on North Korean soil, courtesy of an irritable Donald Rumsfeld.
8) Condi Rice has to drag out her Super-Diplomatic, Thigh-High, Black Leather Negotiating boots again.
7) Emptied missile silo now available for stowing political dissidents.
6) Grand opening of Disney Pyongyang – The Glowingest Place On Earth!
5) France thrilled by new opportunity to surrender.
4) Mark Foley’s 15 minutes of fame abruptly cut short.
3) Kim Jong Il despondent upon discovering that radiation doesn’t ACTUALLY give you super powers.
2) Bush’s status as biggest threat to world peace miraculously unchanged among leftists.
1) North Korea forced to explain away yet another embarrassing Dong malfunction.
Of course, it might not be a missle-based nuke. They could decide to just drop it out of the Enora Gay.
Psst…..Harvey. It’s Enola Gay.
Funny though.
Kim Jong Il’s hair unexpectedly falls out. Nuclear hair tonic test is total failure. Minister of Hair Science is executed.
Psst…..Casper. It’s a joke implying Kim Jong Ill cannot pronounce words with the letter L in them.
That’s funny that North Korea is considering testing a nuclear weapon on their soil. We’re considering testing a nuclear weapon on their soil to!
What a coincidence!
We should also test a nuclear weapon…
…ON THE MOON!!!
Democrats start impeachment proceedings against Bush…
Go ahead, raff at me awl you want. But for some leason the thought of condi in those thigh high reather boots make me so horny. I not so ronree nomole.
So why isnt GREENPEACE going there to protest like they always do and what about HANOI JANE isnt she going to object like she did in her crumby movie THE CHINA SYSNDROM?
This site is rampant with imposters! First some guy claims to be Mao, then some joker who cannot spell claims to be me!
I knew Chairman Mao…and you sir are no Chairman Mao!
You perhaps will send Jane Fonda to be human shield? In perhaps her Barbarella outfit? Rowrl! This site is rampant with imposters! First some guy claims to be Mao, then some joker who cannot spell claims to be me!
I knew Chairman Mao…and you sir are no Chairman Mao!
You perhaps will send Jane Fonda to be human shield? In perhaps her Barbarella outfit? Rowrl! <–See I do not type like talk!
And your trackback sucks like Orek upright!
So, who else thinks they’ll test it in or near S. Korea?