Write-in Posted by Laurence Simon on 31 October 2006, 9:53 am Q: Why would President Bush tell a crowd in Sugar Land, Texas to “Bring your pencils” when that part of the state is using electronic voting machines? A: They’re for stabbing illegal aliens who try to vote for Democrats. Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
Now he sounds like a Republican again…#2 pencils are way cheaper than a fence. Loading... Reply to this comment
We could use the pencils to draw a line where the fence is going to go…since the haven’t funded it yet! Loading... Reply to this comment
I plan on using a #3 pencil, since it will make the voting officials squint and try to decipher what it says. Loading... Reply to this comment
Spacemonkey – That joke was bad…”If bad is funny.” Hope that doesn’t make me your number one fan… Loading... Reply to this comment
That’s why I use techno-pencils (refillable)…no need for sharpeners! Loading... Reply to this comment
Pencil, huh? That’s one thing I can honestly say I’ve never stabbed an illegal alien with. I’ll have to try that. Loading... Reply to this comment
Now he sounds like a Republican again…#2 pencils are way cheaper than a fence.
A number 2 pencil would smell funny.
If bad is funny.
We could use the pencils to draw a line where the fence is going to go…since the haven’t funded it yet!
Will there be a sharpener by the front door?
Spacemonkey funny.
I plan on using a #3 pencil, since it will make the voting officials squint and try to decipher what it says.
Spacemonkey – That joke was bad…”If bad is funny.” Hope that doesn’t make me your number one fan…
That’s why I use techno-pencils (refillable)…no need for sharpeners!
Pencil, huh? That’s one thing I can honestly say I’ve never stabbed an illegal alien with. I’ll have to try that.