Meryl mentions the recent Israeli High Court decision to offer symbolic recognition to gay marriages.
Meanwhile, Queers For Palestine keeps marching with light loafers against the Jewish State, despite it being the only nation in the Middle East where they can march, marry, and it’s not a crime for them to be homosexual.
Yes, the ultra-Orthodox hate their guts, but when they pick up a rock and huck it at the homosexualim, it’s the rock-thrower who gets arrested, not the homosexualim.
As Zombietime calls them:
No single group better exemplifies the cognitive dissonance on display at these rallies than Queers for Palestine, also known as QUIT — Queers Undermining Israeli Terror.
In the past, I’ve struggled with settling on a single snarky term for Queers For Palestine, so I IM-ed a few folks to see what we could come up with…
10. Polesmokers For Palestine
9. The Limp-Wristed Resistance Movement
8. Queers For Qassams
7. C***suckers For The Caliphate
6. Glory Hole Holy Warriors
5. Al Aqsa Fairies Brigade
4. Islamic Gee, I Had Such A Nice Time In the Castro Last Month
3. Mohammed’s Trumpet Blowers
2. Hizballsonmychin
And the number one alternative name for Queers For Palestine…
1. Gays For Genocide
Of course, these ten can’t possibly be all of them. Feel free to add your own in the comments.
*** ock
(I’m sure they could benefit from some legal advice from Kevin, not that it would tell them anything they didn’t already know.)
Palestinian Peter Puffers
Fatwah Fudge Packers
Fudgepackers For Fatwah
Tailibandits
Circle Jerk Jihadists
Whoops, didn’t see Moneyman’s Fudge Packer entry.
Queens of the Stone Age Islamic Rule
Mohammed’s Dancing Nancies
Catchers for the Caliphate
Muslim Meat Smugglers
Hezbollah Homo-cide Bombers
With apologies to Mr. Ellroy…
I-slam ’em in the butt
Mecca him bend over
Wanna Fatwan?
How about…
Saucy Sodomite Suicide Bombers
Queers for People Who Kill Queers.
It’s funny, Sarah goes away and the mice play.
Queer Eye for the Splodey Guy
Brokeback Jihad
Al-Assqlown Buggers’ Brigade
Muff Munchin’ Muftis
New Sodom Crack Jockeys
Yassir’s Airyfarts
“The love that will not shut the @#$% up until they throw the Jews into the wells”
Jihadijizzmemberers.
Koranic Kornholers
Jizzhadis
Gaza Strippers featuring Sodom Hussein
Gulp & Blow Boys
Hida-salaami Brigade
Fatwah Felchers
Jihad Gerbal Boys
Allah’s Ass-Spelunkers
Talaban Turd-burglers
Suni ankle-grabbers
Ramadan ringjobbers
Sheite Shrimpers
Lesbollah
The prophet Mo’homo’ed
So far I say Panic is the comment winner.
The Hershey Highway Hezbollah
Phallic Paladins.
Laughed my ass off! Very funny stuff!
This is all too not funny! All your jokes are belong to me!
We wil invayd yor bsae uv opirashunz, Mowhamid, thenn wi wil invayd yor hurshy hiway. Ala Snakbar!?!%@
Heh. Frank fears the cock.