They didn’t even call me first!
What violent, crotchety old man will be able to replace him?
This is wrong. Very wrong.
I guess I’ll have to put my name down to be the next Secretary of War.
I’ll come up with my plans for the military soon…
UPDATE:
His replacement looks too nice. I better get my plan out soon so Bush will know to pick me.
This sucks! if only we could have gotten the “Laser” to work he would have been the perfect Secretary of Defense.
Quick, we need a Rumsfeld Strangler in my world.
Well…just remember the next SecDef will have to be…..dare I say it…CONFIRMED BY THE SENATE…what a mess!!!
What is Bush thinking???
All is not lost. He can strangle a few democrats on his way out. Sniff sniff…..waaaahhhhh.
Trackbacks not working, Frank J.?
Though to be honest, I blogged about this before I saw your post.
Rumsfeld is to be the new Secretary of Strangle-land Securi-Strangling
Bush had his replacement picked prior to the elections. Maybe he also had the confirmation assured before he let Chavez manipulate the machines for a Pelosi victory. What better way to keep the White House in four years than a Democratic house under the wicked witch of the west. To bad when Dorothy dropped the house it landed on her sister instead of Pelosi.
I just fired off a powerful angry E-mail to the White house. I’m usually a laid-back kinda guy, but this….
….This is unforgivable….
I actually think this is part of a brilliant strategery. With the shackles off Rummy he is free to roam the world strangulating those who do not think correctly.
Ha ha. Too funny. Bush finally makes a good move. Called it in this thread. Rumsfeld was totally incompetent and should have listened to Powell and numerous others who called for more troops at the beginning of the war.
P.S. Go Steele! You can still win blue dood!! Never surrender. Keep waving those blue banners, wearing blue and driving the big blue bus. You will fool all those dumb Democrats into thinking you are won of them and WIN. Ha ha! Steele’s fake blue campaign and refusal to concede has become a measure of outstanding patheticness that we shall all remember forever.
Yeah, people who don’t concede right away are pathetic, unless they’re Democrat in which case the reverse is true.
I can’t figure out why Frank wasn’t elected Emperor of the World, everybody I know voted for him,FRAAAAUUUDDD!
Bob
capt america wrote what i just thought (i just logged on, OK). in his “retirement” Rumsfeld won’t be shackled by stringent conduct “rules” for members of the cabinet…
freelance strangling and “raaaarr-ing”, call Rummy!
Well, I did predict that Rummy would leave earlier today (just to be fair to me!)
I thought it would be a backdoor deal with the Dems, but this is obviously a way to ensure confirmation before an unknown senate is seated in January.
If Frank gets the SecWar job, I’m applying for one Joint Chiefs of Death.
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Rot in hell, Rumsfled.
love that picture on the right….GOP likely to keep Senate control…HAHAHA
Hey Narb, your boyfriend is done with Barney Frank and wants to offer you some “stiff backing”…
Well, at least now the Rumsfeld Strangler will be free to rid us of Sarcasm Bitch and Narb.
actually, im more into young pages, but I’ll have to wait till the Republican team is done with their gangbang.
Rumsfeld should resign from life too.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Behold our opposition.
He He, yeah.. that’s so cute…
Yeah, he looks nice, but he knows 17 ways to kill ya’ with a Post-it note.
Go CIA WO-O-O-OH!!!
Rummy slimmed down DOD, maybe the next guy will make some of the entrenched old-school heads roll.
FJ – After six years you get a couple of sparse lines and this guy gets wikified to the max 23 minutes after he’s nominated? Yeah…that’s about right.
To the twaddling nutballs disparaging Rummy (above…and perhaps below) – He’ll always be a better man than you, you snivelling titweasels. …and one more thing…get a job and a haircut, not necessarily in that order…a bath wouldn’t be a bad idea either.
Gates is a former spy who looks like your average nice guy. Clearly he’s secretly a cannibal.
hard.time: Go CIA????
You mean the same people who couldn’t see big commercial airliners were hitting even bigger buildings until they saw it on CNN.
WOOO- HOOO!
I volunteer my old man for the job as replacement.
What we need in there is a lifelong Republican and retired Master Chief with experience in three wars and Covert Ops.
He would straighten out Congress in short order…