We received the proof for the new book from NTM Publishing, The Chronicles of Dubya Volume 1 etc. etc., today. The book is so great that it made Frank J. sick! He’s now in bed with the flu or a stomach virus that came with a 101 degree fever (or temperature – I guess it’s only a 2.4 degree fever). Personally, I think he’s just avoiding my mom’s side of the family – the Ks must have worn him out.
But you know what would make Frank feel better? You buying lots of copies of our new book! We’re so proud of it, especially now that we’ve seen it.
The books start shipping in early December, so order yours now to get them in time for Christmas!
So NOW you tell me that the flu could have been used to avoid my wife’s parents! Damn! Oh well…I’ll buy a copy anyway and get well soon, Frank! We miss your funny!
I think he’s just trying to avoid telling everyone the story behind the IMAO name, because he knows now that the book’s out that mystery is the only thing keeping people around
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If the book made him sick, maybe we should not buy it..because it could be CONTAGIOUS.
I would totally get one of those if I had money, such as what I might get from having a job.
Get well soon Frank. I can’t wait for the books to arrive. Yup, I meant books. You know what my loved ones are getting for Christmas. They’ll never know what hit them!
Poor guy! I remember falling deathly ill after my first holiday season with the in-laws.
Get well soon,
AMMO
Sarahk, why didn’t it make you sick? Considering you edited it, you should be at death’s door from all the ‘Dubya’ goodness.
Frank J. is a published author now? Like what’s-his-name over at NRO?
shakes fist
Oh, I really hate you now, Frnak.
When they ask you how they can become like you Frank J., you tell em, “sure, you want to be what I am. Are you willing to go through what I went through to be me”?
Leave out the stuff about the wedding, I’m pretty sure most of em would say “uh, yeah” to that stuff.
Merry Christmas if I don’t mind stepping on a few PC toes snooping around here. MERRY CHRISTMAS I SAY!
ps. I still expect the first child to be named Dave in Texas. On account of the italian dinner.
You can make “in Texas” a middle name if you want. I’m cool with that.
If it’s a girl you’re on your own. I was with mine.