It’s Friday, so you know it’s time for the wire services to post the non sequitur non-news story of Mahmoud Abbas praying at a mosque.
However, this week’s different… this week we’re going to start a new feature called:
So, from Mahmoud Abbas’ expressions, can you tell what Mahmoud Abbas is praying for?
Is it:
a) His Depends to hold up for just a minute longer.
b) The kitchen to stop serving “Five Qassam Chili” on Thursday nights.
c) His henchmen to start wearing ties… and eyepatches. Eyepatches are cool, you know.
d) Uri Geller to give him more private lessons.
e) Beir Zeit University to stop graduating suicide bombers and bombmakers so they can bring back their Dental School.
or
f) NONE OF THE ABOVE
Put your guesses in the comments.
He is praying for the quick return of his buddy, Barney Frank.
A shiny, new, gold-plated AK, just like the ones that Saddam bought for his kids on Christmas….. uhhhhh, make that “winter holiday season”.
it’s obvious – he’s working on the Simpson trivia answers.
A) What if I just died right now? Could I please just die? Please! I can’t listen to ole’ ass face up there for one more minute–Alla be praised!
B) Why are all these pricks folding their hands like girls? Homos!
C) Allah, take me! I surrounded by dick heads and homos! Kill me now!
D) Sigh–
He knew he should have waited for Saturday to take his weekly laxative!
“Dear Muhammad (PBUY), Prophet of Allah, maker of wonderrs, miracle of miracles:
Please make Evil Scary Monkey get out of my office. There is poo everywhere.”
“Oh, my bad, honey….”