This photo was so disturbing on so many levels, I just had to open it up as a caption contest…

Put your best captions in the comments.
(By the way, follow the link. I don’t know which is more disturbing… the caption or the related story.)

“If the book don’t print, sue for a mint.”

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Apparently, Polish lawmakers have way too much time on their hands.

Lawmakers have drawn up a resolution naming Jesus Christ as the honorary king of Poland, but have failed to win support from the country’s powerful Roman Catholic church.
Lawmakers for the ruling Law and Justice party and League of Polish Families as well as the opposition Peasants Party back the resolution, said Szymon Ruman, spokesman for parliamentary speaker Marek Jurek.
However, the proposal currently has the support of only 46 members in the 460-seat parliament, well short of the necessary 231 votes to pass. Ruman said the resolution would likely be voted on sometime after Jan. 1.
“Let parliament deal with passing better laws that we need,” Gdansk Archbishop Tadeusz Goclowski said.

Of course, this is the country that has to put the recipe for ice cubes in its Constitution to keep from forgetting it.

Did I miss something? Did we lose the last election but successfully turned the word “Democrat” into a slur? I see more and more liberals whining about people like Rush Limbaugh using “Democrat” as an adjective for a Democrat instead of “Democratic” (one example) because – I’m guessing – “Democrat” is now a huge slur against someone. If, on a political talk show, one of the guests is described as a Democrat, he’ll storm off the stage because of the huge offense.
Question: Are the ones complaining about Democrats being called Democrats the same ones who call Republicans “Repugs” or “Rethugs”?
Also, does whining about Democrats being called Democrats mean that liberals have completely run out of things to whine about?
Really, if I want to insult Democrats, I have much worse things to call them than “Democrats.”
Well, somewhat worse things.

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