It wouldn’t be so hard except that I try to come up with something new and funny to put in each book (and so far been successful). That means that everyone who ordered a signed copy of my book gets original Frank J. humor that only he or she will ever get to see and then can lock that humor in a Frank J. humor vault and no one else in the world will ever get to know its joy.
Anyway, I’ll try to apply my muse to other things than book signing today.
As I was reading the book last night I got to what was my very favoritist quote from Rumsfeld. I had totally forgotten it.
Rumsfeld: Saddam Hussein will die.
Reporter: What if he surrenders?
Rumsfeld: Then he will die with his hands up.
Complaints, complaints… first you want us to buy signed books and now you don’t want to sign them?
Shuddup and sign the book I bought now! 🙂
When you get to my signature request, Frank, you’ll see that my backup option actually acknowledges the pain and difficulty of signing all those books.
Good luck. I’m pretty sure I’d have wrist cramps by now.
-John
Dr. John,
I remember yours. That was sent over the weekend so you should get it soon.
My book had better be here soon. I’m done with college until the middle of January and I’m stuck on babysitting duty with my niece. I need something to read.