It’s Friday, so you know it’s time for the wire services to post the non sequitur non-news story of Mahmoud Abbas praying at a mosque.
However, this week’s different… this week we’re going to start a new feature called:
So, from Mahmoud Abbas’ expressions, can you tell what Mahmoud Abbas is praying for?
Is it:
a) Representative-elect Keith Ellison to stop sending fruit baskets. The apricots are killing him.
b) For his aides to stop rummaging through his trashbin for food. The apricots are killing them, too.
c) You know that knick-nack paddywhack give a dog a bone, song? What the hell is a paddywhack?
d) Those bloody bells to stop! Where do we keep the guided missiles? Is there any way we can stop sending the inventory to Beit Hanun for a day and use some Qassams on those damned Bethlehem bastards?
e) To win this weekly Simon Says competition for once so he can wear the hat and the dress.
f) Willie to eat his heart out. Sing it, Johnny Otis!
or
g) NONE OF THE ABOVE
Put your guesses in the comments.
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He’s trying to telepathically destroy all western enemies.
None of the above. He’s asleep.
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he is praying for new batteries for his hearing aids.
g) none
I think he’s asking allah for guidance, because he’s wondering if the Hokey-Pokey really IS what it’s all about.
I think in that last picture he is praying for an infidel to use his blurry, ninja hands of death on.
“All together now: Merciful Allah, please help us find the infidel who stole our shoes, so that we may chop off his hands.”
1) to see those pictures of Britney Spears without her underwear.
2) for MTV to pimp his ride.
3) a playstation 3 for ramadan.
He is praying for a worthy adversary with the will to destroy him.
Like Chuck Norris or John Bolton’s Mustache.
Paddywhack? You wanna see a paddywhack? Here’s a Paddy ready to whack you like you read about in the papers, IMAO-boy! And this is when we’re just somewhat irritated!
You point that tranquilizer dart gun at me again, clown, and your heirs and assigns will… Ow, that stung!
f) Merifal Alla be praised! I’m so happy the Democrats won I’m going to clap like a retard!
For more wells. Also if the Jews are to blame for everything why do they vote Democrat.
Krikey, but these guys would crap their pants if they new I was Jewish!
Mary-Kate or Ashley? Mary-Kate or Ashley? Which one would I choose?
They’re over 18 now. I’d choose both, but I’d feed one better than the other…
y’know, the skinny one.
c, definitely
that has alwaysd bugged me too