I know Cadet Happy already put up his review, but I just wanted to ad my two cents. We went to see Spider-Man 3 Saturday (Free Comic Book Day… and we each got a free Spider-Man comic!) with our friends from Orlando (Rachel and Jim), and it was… okay. I mean, it had enough action for a summer blockbuster. Still, by the end of the movie, every single character had broke down crying (except J. Jonah Jameson… who also was the only character who didn’t know Spider-Man’s secret identity by the end of the movie).
I know complex villains are all the rage, Raimi, but next time give us someone pure evil for Spidey to beat up with no moral complexity and lose the waterworks.
Archive of entries posted on 7th May 2007
The Mexi-Cannon!
Illegal Mexicans got you down? You’d like to deport them, but think of all the paperwork and the long drive to toss them over the border.
But now, deporting Mexicans is as easy as saying “Go home, invader!” if you use…
Simply place the Mexican in the Mexi-Cannon™, and its patented cannon technology takes over from there, delivering the Mexican back to Mexico in the blink of an eye.