John Edwards has claim to part of a $500 million sunken pirate treasure. Thus comes the obvious question: What’s John Edwards’ pirate name?
Silky Beard the Pirate?
Captain Fabulous?
Long John Edwards?
It’s too bad I don’t think he has much of a chance in the primary. With the Pink Sapphire beauty treatments and his managing hedge funds to learn about poverty, the guy is pure comedy gold.
Captain Jack Sparrow?
Nah, Jack’s too masculine for that.
Captian Breck maybe?
Or – Short Plank John.
Fussypants the Pirate?
“Don’t tell me about Naval Tradition…it’s all rum, sodomy and the lash” Winston Churchill Now it makes sense…
Sweet Cheeks
The LITIGATOR
Mincing Pony
Silky Swish
Cap’n Blue Nose and his Two Americas
Captain mushmouth
Capt. Butt Pirate
Capt. John Swallow
Capt. Butt Pirate
Capt. John Swallow
The dread pirate Edwards, you’ll come to dread him being in your presence because of the overwhelming need to punch him in the nose over and over.
Tried to think of a better one than Captain Fabulous – couldn’t
. . .
So, for possible movie names:
Captain Fabulous: Curse of the Pink Sapphire
The Dread Pirate Swish
Who shall we sue? An obstetrician!
Who shall we sue? An obstetrician!
Who shall we sue? An obstetrician!
Ear-lye in the morning!
Shaved her belly with a rusty razor
Shaved her belly with a rusty razor
Shaved her belly with a rusty razor
Ear-lye in the morning!
Ballad of The Crimson Litigator
It’s Poopdeck Pony-boy, me swabbies. Land Ho!
bunkerboy…lol!
This just seemed like a good thread to drop this into….
Capt. Clueless
Mr. Wheeee
Big Fat Baby Killing O’Edwards
Pink tutu John (which is my personal fave)
Personally I liked Captain Fabulous the best. Hard to beat that. His full name can be “Breck Swish Fabulous”, but we’ll just go with Captain Fabulous.
Breck Booty
It’s BOOTAAAAAAY!