Scientist predict that the giant BOOM! that will occur when Fred Thompson officially enters the race will not only be heard worldwide, but will also be heard in other galaxies and possibly cause their stars to explode.
And the stars will still explode even though the shockwave physically cannot propagate through space … because if they don’t explode, Fred would be angry
It will be so super awesome that it will cause the earth’s rotation to move backward 1/2 mile and John McCain will shit himself…
At least the debates will finally begin to be worth watching.
And the stars will still explode even though the shockwave physically cannot propagate through space … because if they don’t explode, Fred would be angry