So’s your face. HaHA. Preemptive strike.
HERE IS THE SUPER-AWESOME MOTHER-OF-ALL-FANTASTICKEST OF FANTASTIC-SUPERTASTIC NEWS!
Can you handle it?
I’m not sure you can.
Take a deep breath kids. Maybe I should put it below the fold. No, I’ll wait till the end of the post.
The other thing is that Frank is painting our bedroom right now. The color is vanilla ice cream. No lie. We’ll see how that turns out.
Ok. Are y’all ready? Prepare yourselves. Alright. Bravo is doing a reality show called…
Hey Paula. Starring Pauler Abdul. It’s about her life. And includes her dogs. She has five Chihuahuas! Tulip, of course, and also one named Chomps! This is too good to be true. June 28th. We will be tuning in, peeps. For you. We do it for you. Join us. We will be blogging it, baby.
You’re being sarcastic, aren’t you?
Uh, NO. Pauler is comedy gold.
And here I thought you were going to say that Firefly was coming back….
YOU might want to blog it, and more power to you, but Frank might have some objections.
Master Shake, I would have told y’all that I was blogging the super-fantastical entertainment news NECKID if Firefly were coming back. Let’s keep things in perspective.
Luipaard, No. Frank won’t be objecting to my blogging Pauler’s reality show. Go trip on some tulips and then get back to me.
What a train wreck. I will have to watch.
Sorry, I’ll… uhhhh….. be out of town that…. uhhhh….. month.
And here I thought you were going to say that Firefly was coming back….
Master Shake, I would have told y’all that I was blogging the super-fantastical entertainment news NECKID if Firefly were coming back. Let’s keep things in perspective.
I don’t want things in perspective, I want Jayne back…and maybe Wash…
One thing I bet this reality show will have in common with Firefly…it won’t be long for this verse. SarahK, I hope you make some good funny while it’s around. I have SUPERbasic cable so you’ll have to notate EVERY SINGLE DETAIL for me.
I may have to actually get cable/dish for this, because as awesome as your show summaries are, I don’t think reading about it will be enough.
Vanilla ice cream is no taupe on a rope, but I’m sure it will look very nice (and not be too dark).
Pauler! Pallor! Parlor! Five chihuahua alibis for drunken stumbling. What more could you ask?
Well, I suppose it will be… okay…
But, nothing will have the sheer cringe factor of the train wreck that WAS… Anna Nicole Smith Show!
Dang. I was hoping you were going to say Arrested Development was coming back. Dang.
And here I thought you were above that whole shooting fish in a barrel thing.