Instant polling results from John Edwards’s appearance on MTV/MySpace’s live-streamed youth forum at the University of New Hampshire showed that viewers generally approved of his ideas and performance.
The fact that these youths were predominantly baked out of their minds on primo Venezuelan green-bud probably had nothing to do with the results.
Still, I did some digging and discovered some of the less-publicized poll questions and their results:

23% hated John Edwards because he’s beautiful.
45% wanted to have sex with Edwards, with a shockingly high 2% of those being women.
7% “naturally assumed” that Edwards’s health care program would cover the cost of hair spray.
95% agreed with Edwards’s position that pulling out is the best course of action in Iraq, although there’s some suspicion that the majority of respondents may have stopped reading the question before they got to the “in Iraq” part.
33% first became fans of Edwards back during his days as host of “Crossing Over“.
22% thought that John Edwards had already been elected President, meaning they were either BDS Democrats from the “stolen” 2004 election or DEEP into their baggie of green-bud.
Possibly both.
71% believed that Edwards isn’t fooling anyone and might as well just come out of the freakin’ closet already.
A plurality – 29% – chose as the phrase that best describes Edwards: “disturbingly baby-faced waterboy for the DNC Kool-Aid Brewer’s Union”.
“Candy-ass” came in a close second at 27%.
4% kept responding to questions with “nude Olsen twins” – they probably meant to type that in the browser window with Google Images open in it.
Another 4% (possibly the same 4%) kept responding with “my baggie’s empty”.

Keep in mind that this poll may not be representative or even accurate, since 100% of respondents also said that “having a MySpace page is cool”
No offense, AlanABQ.