Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact

john edwards fabulous.jpgJohn Edwards loves that the Swiffer Duster actually picks up the dust instead of just pushing it around, but it makes the darn thing so heavy!

Today We Watch the Polls and Pray that South Carolinians Aren’t Freaking Idiots

Fred Thompson needs to do well tonight in South Carolina. At least one poll shows evidence of a big surge for him. His campaign has a new goal of $1.5 million in donations by midnight tomorrow in prep for Super Tuesday. No one is going to be able to advertise in all of those markets (and the citizens can’t be a bunch of douches who will only vote for someone who visited them personally), so hopefully a few Republicans will be able to look up the candidates themselves like we all do (and if you’re local, you can help). It’s a novel concept, but it just might work.

Daily Fred Thompson Fact

Not voting for Fred Thompson can cause your penis to fall off.