Reality will probably hit hard for Fred fans today. He is likely to finish third or fourth in a much needed southern state. The sad reality about this is that it means Fred won’t beat the freakish lying preacher from Arkansas -> the dreaded Huckaloon.
MUST STOP THE HUCKALOON
Interestingly, the converse is also true: having your penis fall off can cause you to not vote for Fred Thompson, as the Mike Huckabee constituency can readily testify.
Voting for Herr Paul causes you to have an ingrown penis and your brain to melt and pour out of your ear.
Just imagine how far gone the Paulestinians are after spamming all those internet polls!
Frank, time for a “Ron Paul” filter.
#22 – Posted by: Jimmy on January 19, 2008 04:03 PM
and I agree, filter the “bots” out, they are tiresome, not humorous.
to the Ron Paulites:
it’s a good idea not to sign your posts, I wouldn’t want anyone to know who I was,either, if I was a paulbot.
and I agree, filter the “bots” out, they are tiresome, not humorous.
not as tiresome as stoopid fred blogs. fred is the biggest joke eva in American politics. nexx Reagan? rite… have u eva seen such bad campaigning or such a lamo candidate. no nodobody neva eva has till fred show up.
#16 Jimmy-
It depends on how you look at it:
For one, that might not be much of an issue considering that there can’t possibly be that many women within the RP sausage party to begin with. And two, even if there are, they’ve gotta be some serious Broadzillas who don’t have much else to lose; if they’ve aligned themselves with RP’s band of Li’l Smokies, they’ve already lost it.
I am very pleased to announce that I voted today for Fred, and as of 2032 hours on 19 January, 2008, my penis is still attached.
Also, I am not even sure Ron Paul’s name was even on my ballot. There was an apparent mechanical problem with the machines and we had to use paper ballots.
Mine was hand written in a pretty, lime green marker and I just don’t recall seeing Paul’s name on there.
I am pleased to announce that Fred Thompson sucks and that Fred has sucked from the day he entered the race. We all hope Fred stays in the raise so he can continue his string of sucky and extremely laughable performances. Please keep the Fred clown in the race. He’s hilarious!
That would give a new meaning to the name “Tricky Dick”.
So John Edwards’ dream will finally come true?
The opposite happens to women who don’t vote for Fred.
being before the election and all – how do we explain Hillary?
That explains why there are so many d!ckless democrats.
fred’s song for today
Na na na na
na na na na
hey hey hey
goodbye
So Hillary is a closet Republican? Who knew!!
#4 – Posted by: Smite on January 19, 2008 10:06 AM
Hillary is a woman?
Reality will probably hit hard for Fred fans today. He is likely to finish third or fourth in a much needed southern state. The sad reality about this is that it means Fred won’t beat the freakish lying preacher from Arkansas -> the dreaded Huckaloon.
MUST STOP THE HUCKALOON
Interestingly, the converse is also true: having your penis fall off can cause you to not vote for Fred Thompson, as the Mike Huckabee constituency can readily testify.
the people of S.C. must have read that fact, it’s fredmania
no singing for Fred! yet
Not voting for Fred Thompson can cause your penis to fall off.
Hey Willowisp, Spathi & the rest-
It’s OK! You have absolutely nothing to fear.
FRED SUCKS
VOTE RON PAUL
FOR DOGCATCHER
FRED SUCKS,
BUT RON SWALLOWS
And for women? What do they lose?
NOT VOTING FOR RON PAUL MAY CAUSE YOU TO LOSE YOUR COUNTRY
VOTING FOR RON PAUL MAY CAUSE YOU TO LOSE YOUR MIND
YEAH, AND VOTING FOR PON RAUL MAY MAKE U LOSE ALL OF YER CREDIBILITY & INDIVIDUALITY
RON PAUL: THE LITTLE WHITE LIE
VOTING FOR RON PAUL WILL NEVER BE AN ISSUE; HE WON’T EVEN COME CLOSE
Frank, time for a “Ron Paul” filter.
Voting for Herr Paul causes you to have an ingrown penis and your brain to melt and pour out of your ear.
Just imagine how far gone the Paulestinians are after spamming all those internet polls!
Frank, time for a “Ron Paul” filter.
#22 – Posted by: Jimmy on January 19, 2008 04:03 PM
and I agree, filter the “bots” out, they are tiresome, not humorous.
to the Ron Paulites:
it’s a good idea not to sign your posts, I wouldn’t want anyone to know who I was,either, if I was a paulbot.
and I agree, filter the “bots” out, they are tiresome, not humorous.
not as tiresome as stoopid fred blogs. fred is the biggest joke eva in American politics. nexx Reagan? rite… have u eva seen such bad campaigning or such a lamo candidate. no nodobody neva eva has till fred show up.
#16 Jimmy-
It depends on how you look at it:
For one, that might not be much of an issue considering that there can’t possibly be that many women within the RP sausage party to begin with. And two, even if there are, they’ve gotta be some serious Broadzillas who don’t have much else to lose; if they’ve aligned themselves with RP’s band of Li’l Smokies, they’ve already lost it.
An we aint neva, EVA been layd- bya woman. we did chok on masta Paul’s memba a couple ah timez… it waz like playin hid3 n seek just 2 find it tho.
LEW ROCKWELL b4 RONNIE PAUL
LEW ROCKWELL b4 RONNIE PAUL ANYDAY
LOL, AlanABQ. Li’l Smokies, tiny tragedies. Sounds like the title of an RP political obituary.
Oh, no you didn’t. Don’t you even DARE associate us with Ron Paul.
#31-
LOL! You have my apology.
AND YOU BETTER NOT ASSOCIATE US WITH RON PAUL, EITHER!!!
Even though ron paul tries to carry on my legacy, please dont associate him with me either.
I am very pleased to announce that I voted today for Fred, and as of 2032 hours on 19 January, 2008, my penis is still attached.
Also, I am not even sure Ron Paul’s name was even on my ballot. There was an apparent mechanical problem with the machines and we had to use paper ballots.
Mine was hand written in a pretty, lime green marker and I just don’t recall seeing Paul’s name on there.
I am pleased to announce that Fred Thompson sucks and that Fred has sucked from the day he entered the race. We all hope Fred stays in the raise so he can continue his string of sucky and extremely laughable performances. Please keep the Fred clown in the race. He’s hilarious!
FRED SUX
RON PAUL SWALLOWS. LOADS & LOADS & LOADS &…
Whoever not voting for Fred will not get medical policies, and they’ll affect badly in the recession…
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