Haha! Seems the longer you go on with these facts, the more graphic they get.
Speaking of pure genius, when is the next In My World? Oh, how I have missed them.
And he only orders bitch drinks with straws. Reason? He used to break his teeth crunching on the icecubes. Now, he won’t even put them in his mouth: too cold and dangerous.
The most annoying thing about going out drinking with John Edwards? Having to listen to his incessant ranting about how EVERY pad should have wings.
Haha! Seems the longer you go on with these facts, the more graphic they get.
Speaking of pure genius, when is the next In My World? Oh, how I have missed them.
and he keeps poking his eye with the little umbrella in his drink
And he only orders bitch drinks with straws. Reason? He used to break his teeth crunching on the icecubes. Now, he won’t even put them in his mouth: too cold and dangerous.
That, and complaining to the bartender that his Appletini is “bruised.”
John really hates it when guys leave the toilet seat up.
How about his constant complaining that his Shirley Temple is too strong.
The Silky Pony was backed up in NH today by the World’s Most Liberal Couple, Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins. Let the Global Whining begin!
evahn silk poney betta than fraud thomper. only losaz waan votz 4 fred.