John tried out for receiver at the Gay Games football event, but got confused about how to go deep and catch at the same time. Barney Frank then developed the “Cover Two” defense to get John into his his lineup.
…although there was that one day he got all excited when he thought he heard them announce that the team was going to go into a “cuddle.” But, apparently he heard wrong.
John Edwards always has the football game on, but only really watches it when the offensive line is bent over waiting for the snap.
John Edwards is deeply conflicted at learning that when Bill Clinton says “fairy story” he thinks of Barack Obama first.
John Edwards never played football because he couldn’t figure out what kind of shoes went with “helmet hair”
John Edwards has one regret in life….he was never able to get a football program started at his Alma Mater, Wellesley College.
When I bend over, I HEAR a snap. I don’t have to wait for it like JohnJohn. The guy’s living vicariously, Harvey. I mean, come on !
John tried out for receiver at the Gay Games football event, but got confused about how to go deep and catch at the same time. Barney Frank then developed the “Cover Two” defense to get John into his his lineup.
That’s funny, when I first read the post, I read the final part as “waiting for the soap”.
John loves to relax while watching football, while sipping his favorite wine cooler (opened by Elizabeth and served on the rocks)…Bartles & Jaymes.
And of course, John Edwards’ favorite position on the team is “tight end.”
…although there was that one day he got all excited when he thought he heard them announce that the team was going to go into a “cuddle.” But, apparently he heard wrong.