John Edwards always brings a supply of fresh, transfusable blood on the campaign trail, because he knows that no one ever plans on getting a paper cut.
As Nero, before his suicide, had a slave kill himself to provide the emperor a look at what it’d be like, John Edwards has a burly manservant standing ready to provide an example in case of paper cut or other boo-boo.
you have this prissy little fairy nailed and frank’s been informing the world of the undeniable advantages of Fred Thompson for a while now, how come there’s no daily gratuitous slam of that bumbling hillbilly mike huckleberry?
John Edwards always brings a supply of fresh, transfusable blood on the campaign trail, because he knows that no one ever plans on getting a paper cut.
Like Edwards could bear being stuck with a needle…
Which America gave the blood?
As Nero, before his suicide, had a slave kill himself to provide the emperor a look at what it’d be like, John Edwards has a burly manservant standing ready to provide an example in case of paper cut or other boo-boo.
You know, that’s really sweet of Hillary to give Silky Pony the leftovers from her daily baby sacrifices….
you have this prissy little fairy nailed and frank’s been informing the world of the undeniable advantages of Fred Thompson for a while now, how come there’s no daily gratuitous slam of that bumbling hillbilly mike huckleberry?
The Huckabee family is the subject of the only story that H.P. Lovecraft chose not to publish as “too horrible to tell.”
John Edwards can open e-mail without paper cuts but the shifting light particles muss his hair.
#6 – Posted by: Ed Flinn on January 18, 2008 07:14 PM
The Dunwich horror ain’t got nuttin on Huckabee.