Ironic that the GOP now has its own pretty boy with perfect hair, Mitt Romney.
I suspect his haircuts cost quite a bit too, but you never will hear about it.
#3 – Posted by: Rick Cain on January 24, 2008 04:29 PM
Actually, I’ve heard his campaign has gone out of its way to make sure his hair isn’t to perfect, and views his perfect hair as a liability.
John Edwards’ jock strap: not useful in the least, and since it is made of the same material as the Monte Carlo casino’s facade, is very dangerous around flames.
Easiest job in the world: being John Edwards’s athletic supporter.
Thank gosh for lunchbreaks and Harvey’s fabulous facts. Actually, John isn’t “athletic” so the correct term is “marble hanger.”
I would have thought the hardest job was being the button on the backflap of his long underwear….
Ironic that the GOP now has its own pretty boy with perfect hair, Mitt Romney.
I suspect his haircuts cost quite a bit too, but you never will hear about it.
They sell athletic supporters at Victoria’s Secret? I thought they were called thongs…..
Wollf
#3 – Posted by: Rick Cain on January 24, 2008 04:29 PM
Actually, I’ve heard his campaign has gone out of its way to make sure his hair isn’t to perfect, and views his perfect hair as a liability.
John Edwards prefers to support athletes on his chin…
Ever since he read that “Hold their manhood cheap” bit from Henry V, he’s been trying to outsource the job.
John Edwards athletic supporter really does sweat with the oldies, and his name is Richard Simmons.
I feel very confident in stating that I’m sure one item never owned by John Edwards – or needed by John Edwards – is an athletic supporter.
John Edwards’ jock strap: not useful in the least, and since it is made of the same material as the Monte Carlo casino’s facade, is very dangerous around flames.