John Edwards is jealous of Jane Fonda’s career for many reasons, but mostly because it included John Edwards’s lifelong dream of kissing Ted Turner’s tickly little moustache.
Sen. Edwards will leave the race eventually, but he wants to wants to be a king/queen (stop with the obvious jokes)-maker at the convention.
The criteria- Who does the tongue kiss better ? Obama, or Bill ?
If the endorsement doesn’t require such an outward display, it will rely on who has the biggest “package”, determined by a quick feel. Obama, Hillary, or Bill. My money is on Hillary.
Except it isn’t “Queen For A Day,” JB. It’s Queen for four years. And it’s likely to be the worst four years in our history – all with the full blessing of a socialist Congress, media and populous.
John Edwards has been all worked up, just wishing he could turn to Ron Paul, grab him up in his arms, and…ummm, forget it, the visual is already too gross to even continue with this post.
John considered a career in acting, but the wardrobe and makeup staff didn’t spend enough time on him. There are some things that John refuses to compromise on.
John Edwards is jealous of Jane Fonda’s career for many reasons, but mostly because it included John Edwards’s lifelong dream of kissing Ted Turner’s tickly little moustache.
Sen. Edwards will leave the race eventually, but he wants to wants to be a king/queen (stop with the obvious jokes)-maker at the convention.
The criteria- Who does the tongue kiss better ? Obama, or Bill ?
If the endorsement doesn’t require such an outward display, it will rely on who has the biggest “package”, determined by a quick feel. Obama, Hillary, or Bill. My money is on Hillary.
Except it isn’t “Queen For A Day,” JB. It’s Queen for four years. And it’s likely to be the worst four years in our history – all with the full blessing of a socialist Congress, media and populous.
John Edwards has been all worked up, just wishing he could turn to Ron Paul, grab him up in his arms, and…ummm, forget it, the visual is already too gross to even continue with this post.
You forgot about her playing in “Barbarella,Queen of the Galaxy”, and the scene where she had her hair just out of rollers.
Oh, Son of Bob. It was too gross even to go that far! Kind of like Harvey’s piece on “guys giving it to guys.” Ewuhwhwuehwhwuehw.
John considered a career in acting, but the wardrobe and makeup staff didn’t spend enough time on him. There are some things that John refuses to compromise on.