So a couple of goofballs attend a rally for Hillary and heckle her with an “Iron my shirt” sign.
Naturally I find this amusing, since I’m a sexist pig who hates power-hungry socialists, but I still think they misfired on their one shot at legendarity.
I bet IMAO readers could’ve come up with better heckle signs.
I’ll put mine in the extended entry, you put yours in the comments.
- Skip the tears, go back to the cackle!
- Tax me hard!
- Support the troops – win the war!
- Slim-Fast – for thin cankles!
- Hillary – like Obama, but better hung!
- It’s 10:00 – do you know where Bill is?
- Hillary for President! Job security for IMAO!
- Cover your cleavage!
- Bitter over her unstained dresses!
- Hillary planted me!
We won’t surrender Dorothy!
If I’m not mistaken Harvey, that’s exactly what it says on Vince Foster’s head stone.
HOW CAN YOU MISS THE MOST OBVIOUS ONE: BAKE ME SOME COOKIES
Elect Hillary: It’s time to clean the carpets!
(And I don’t mean in the White House)
Ron Paul must have sent another set of secret signals via the implanted antennae for his bots to start irritating people again and send in their allowances.
Hillary Sucks…except men…
“I am Woman, hear me shriek”
“Shrill is the new cool”
“Shedding tears since January 2008”
“2008 – the year the US went to Hill in a Handbasket”
Chinese Dish Washer for Clinton
(She is offended by someone asking her to iron a shirt, but she doesn’t mind laundering campaign contributions!)
My favorite one is actually one that was left as a comment on newsbusters: “Wash that dress!”
Hillary – She just found her voice and now she’s going to use it to cackle and shriek her way to the White House…
“Stay in the closet! As long as it’s not one in the White House!”
“Isn’t it about time you took down the Stalin poster you’ve had in your bedroom since you were 9?”
“Hillary hates America so much that even Ron Paul wouldn’t take contributions from her!”
“Quit talking – you’re taking jobs away from fingernails and chalkboards!”
We can’t do better than “Hillary – As Predicted In The Book Of Revelation” – See IMAO Condensed
Hillary – the living will envy the dead. But they won’t vote as much.
#9 was close.
“Launder My Contribution”
@#3: I believe you mean: “Get in that kitchen and make me some pie!”
Wash my shorts! (Then throw your skidmarked skivvies at her.)
Vote for a real woman!
Vote John Edwards!
That was what I was going to say… T_T
“Cackle rhymes with spackle which rhymes with tackle which rhymes with crackle which rhymes with… Oh crap. Just vote for the bitch!”
You do know that the “Iron my shirt” guys were Clinton plants, right?
*Hillary Clinton 2008: She Makes Hitler Look Meek
*Hillary Clinton 2008: She Makes Ron Paul Look Stable
*John Edwards 2008: He makes that “Leave Britney Alone” Guy Look Butch.
(Sorry… just had to add it)
“Hillary! All the warmth and honesty of Dick Nixon – but a Democrat!”