We’ve given you the Fred Thompson Facts and the John Edwards Facts, but what happens when the two collide? Apparently they will be debating each other at the Manufacturers’ Association of Northwest Pennsylvania with Tony Snow moderating.
Predictions?
I think Fred Thompson will just look at John Edwards, and then Edwards will explode into a fine red and yellow mist. Thompson will be declared the winner, be given Edwards giant house, and made king. Then there will be a dinner of mead and mutton and it will be awesome.
McCain / Thompson
I hope they have this on pay per view. I guarantee the image of silky wetting himself when Thompson appears will be a TiVo classic.
Mmmm… mead.
so… they’re having the VP debates already, are they?
man, these election cycles are getting longer and longer…
Edward’s blood is red? I think the mist cloud would be green. (blue and yellow)
I always pictured Pretty as a pink mist kind of fellow, myself.
Brown – Edwards is most definitely full of the brown stuff.
When Edwards comes out on stage, will he already be puking out of fear? I don’t really want him to ‘splode, it would be much more fun to watch Fred beat him like a pinata. I’ll bring the broom handle and my daughter has already volunteered to pin him down and tie him up for us.
That’s so fun that there is a debate for this year’s losers.
The puking and beating should still lead up to a nice rainbow mist cloud explosion at the end. Fatality – Finish him!
And I hope Fred utters the words: “The Republicans don’t take a dump without a plan, son.” at which point Edwards soils his britches while mumbling “Bring me my brown pants.”
I’m making mutton and mead for dinner tonight. Damn you.
It sounds like auditioning for the VP spot. What’s next?
Romney versus Gore?
Newt versus Billy Clinton?
Pee Wee Herman versus some Patton impersonator?
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1. The quality or condition of being infinite.
2. Unbounded space, time, or quantity.
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4. The ratio of the amount of time Edwards will spend vs. Fred primping and adjusting before the debate.
I predict Tony Snow will look like a RINO.
I just hope the first thing Fred does is to light Edwards’ hair on fire—with all that “product” in the hair, it would make a dandy roman candle.
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Get to work, son. 😉
Prior to ‘splodin…I predict that Edwards will pull his head out of his ass long enough to bugger himself…
This will be better than Tyson vs. Hollyfield, and just as lopsided. I just got off the phone with Tracy Shepard at MANP. At this time they are only offering seats to MANP members. In two weeks, they will offer seats to non members. The seats will be sold in tables of 10. The prices are as follows per table:
you can hear the swoshing sound of Edwards hair: $1,500
Can still see Thompson’s glowing red eyes: $1,200
Can barely smell the fear emminating out of Edwards: $1,100(Dude!!! it’s Fred Thompson. Shell out the extra dough!)
I asked if this will be available on the net. It appears this option has never crossed their minds. Tracy said she will look into it. They will get back to me when they can start selling to non members.
Looks like I’m going to need a IMAO Fred Thompson Shirt. Are there any left in a XL?
I’m dyin’ here, ussjc and Big.
Actually, I have secret yearnings for 6’6″ Fred to lift little Johnny up and hang him from a coat hook.
I will donate $1,000 to see Fred Thompson give Silky a nuclear wedgie!
I’ll give 5,000 dollars if Silky walks on stage, sees Fred Thompson, gives himself a nuclear wedgie and hangs that on a coat hanger!
I’ll give 10,000 if Hillary Clinton gives John McCain a Super Extra Nuclear Wegie in their first debate!
I’ll kill myself if someone gives Hillary Clinton a wedgie on TV!
Things that make you go ughh!! That would be great. Someone screws around trying to give Sen. Clinton a wedgie. Unknowingly, the sight of her in her unmentionables turns everyone watching to stone. The worst part is only the most intelligent of our society actually watches the debates. This would leave the lowest of the gene pool to carry on. 40 years of Democrat control to follow.
To better plan the post-debate festivities, the Manufacturers’ Association social director is soliciting input from likely guests. Please answer a few questions and include in the return envelope:
The Thompson/Edwards debate should be followed by:
(a) $10,000/plate dinner with flowers and violins.
(b) $10,000/second arm-wrestling contest between Edwards and Thompson.
(c) $10,000/shot Tennessee whiskey chug under the table.
(d) $1,000,000/head, old-fashioned, Southern-style butt kicking in a smoke-filled room.
i received a letter from Fred Thompson campaign thanking for support and hoping for continued support. it mentioned to look at http://www.fred08.com for the latest info……
the site may have too much traffic to show it’s contents? …..it will not open to anything but the word ‘success’ on a blank white page for me. server states ‘Done’ opening.
Me too. “Success”.
Something is up. The VP slot one might hope.
I hope the Breck Girl remembers bring an extra pair pretty pink panties… he’s gonna need ’em.
I still haven’t taken off my Thompson ’08 bumper sticker. I think I will keep it on until McCain announces his VP pick.
I’m still depressed that Fred dropped out. Give Edwards some Whup-Ass Fred!
Yeah, wouldn’t that be something – NOW – if McCain chose Thompson? Talk about ‘fear factor!’
Boy, wouldn’t I love to be there for that.
My guess is that Edwards is going to come out in sunglasses and a radiation suit; Fred’s awesomeness will cause the little weasel to burst into flames the moment he gets within fifty feet of him unless he’s in full protection.
I suggest that the debate be held according to this set of rules.
After Fred tells Johnny to get his sickly self out on stage and to quit hiding behind the curtain, Johnny reluctantly comes out too scared to crap his pants, puke, or blow up into a rainbow colored mist.
Then Johnny pulls a pistol while writhing on the floor, unable to operate it anyways, Fred yanks it away and Johnny throws his clothing at Fred saying ” take it” in a quavering voice.
It appeared that Fred just wanted Johnny’s outfit for his daughter’s doll, and a fun way to prove a point.