Sorry for the light blogging today, but I’m a bit under the weather and never got to the posts ideas I have brewing (politics does seem like more fun lately). Anyway, I plan to soon start up another story bit by bit again for those who will read it (it will be a redoing of Hellbender), and I’m also working on a little widget to help you, the reader (yes, you are a reader), give us feedback on our posts.
A question for you do discuss amongst yourselves: Who would be better answering the phone in the White House at 3 a.m.: Hillary or Obama? Explain your answer.
I think that the ability to answer the phone at 3am is about the same between the two candidates, tho i think Hillary would be the one with more experience at it(what with bill calling from his latest bimbos house needing a ride).
Without a doubt, Hillary. Hillary never sleeps. She stays up all night doing whatever witches do.
Obama because he could explain how to change that clock to daylight savings time. Plus he has a good smile.
he could explain how to change that clock
And say “I hope this isn’t bad news…”
Hillary, because if no one answers, you can always call down the hall to Bill’s room. Of course Bill is highly unlikely to have any idea where Hillary is at 3am, but he and whatever bimbo is with him could start a search party if it was really important.
Hillary is already up and wide awake drinking the blood of mortals and not showing a reflection in mirrors…I also have to assume some evil doer has done us wrong and shall therefore suffer the wrath of The Beast which compared to The Magic Negro is considerable…so Hillary wins hands down!
Get well, Frank.
In answer to your question: Obama. Reason? Because 03:00 is the time Hillary has sex with a chair.
Where the heck is SarahK with the Idol updates. I miss her.
Who would be better answering the phone in the White House at 3 a.m.: Hillary or Obama?
Answer: Kermit the Frog, for obvious reasons.
Oh mark my words. It will be Hillary! I think that speaks volumes about McCain’s bipartinship to hire Hillary as his personal secratary to fill in on the night shift, after he defeats her in November.
Hillary. Vampires are already up at that hour.
I wan an IMW that has race relations and feminism set back 40 years while the Elite Superdelagates undermine the choice of millions of Democrat voters. It might be hard to parody, however, since it may happen IRL.
Oh this is as much fun as a cripple fight.
Hillary because she never reads my pet goat during national crises
Hillary. Who ever heard of a male switchboard operator?
Oh, wait: The Voice. Who would ever call her?
“The Obamination” (yes, the one in Revelations) would be.
Why? “Hillary’s” skin suit would be in the rehydrating vat at 3am, so her reptillian appendages would likely be lathered in some sort of alien moisturizing gel, making a good phone handset grip all but impossible.
(Fashioning yourself a foil hat and wearing it for an hour may be a good idea right about now.)
Oh, thanks, Socrates. The Voice. Oh, gawd. And the Face, oh Lucifer. And the Body, oh Bill.
Michelle Obama, cause by God they would never do that again.
Depends…is it a telemarketer or a prank call?
A project for IMAO once Hillary is elected.
3:00AM we call the White House Red Phone. Hillary answers, Hello? Seymore Butts Please? Who? Seymore Butts!
3:00 AM next night White House Red Phone. Hillary answers, Hello? Jack Mehoff please? Who? Jack Mehoff! Muhahahah!!!
I really am not sure which one would be worse at this point, but I do know how I want to figure it out –
Steel Cage Death Match!
Two socialists enter, one socialist leaves.
USSJC — we can use your cell phone to make the calls, right?
Here’s the YouTube link where Susan Rice, Obama’s Sr. Foreign Policy Advisor says neither Hillary nor Obama are ready for the 3am phone call.
Touz, is “Obamanation — the one in Revelation” a bumper sticker, t-shirt? It totally should be.
“Hello?”
“Hi babe. It’s me, Satan. What’s up?”
“The usual 3AM shit- hang on, I’m not done cutting this kid’s heart out. There we go. Crap. Got a real friggin’ squirter here.
Oh- yeah. I meant to tell you- I need more flying potion and I’m totally out of baby fat.”
“I’ll work on finding some more newborns, but Hillary- damn, girl- you’re gonna wear out that broom.”
OT Democrats for choice: The Obamanation or burn in Hill.
We could prank her like we were the CIA with a list of new terrorist names.
M’Balz Es-Hari
Graabir Boubi
Yul Strokheet Al-Wauch
Or new Russian Mafia names:
Itore Titzoff
Vatchara Yuschmokin
Ibea Boreholeski
Uri Buttyouhara
Hillary, can you imagine waking her up before she’s eaten her first small child of the day? Obama would blather that he’d HOPE they didn’t call ar such an inconvenient hour again… and then wonder if Michelle was done giggling through The Devil’s Rejects and pointing out the spatter pattern inaccuracies… Michelle Obama, Hillary w/o those pesky political ambitions that keep her mouth shut.
Sue, and all –
“The Obamination – spoken of in Revelations” is not a bumper sticker or T-shirt, but 100% my own intellectual property, neurally crafted as a get well present for Frank J. and the awesome IMAO team and its readers.
{Disclaimer: While The Prophet Daniel could certainly be cited as the original copyright holder of the IP, I’m counting on some kind of expiration thing that would have kicked in by now.}
So, from me – to you: Let the printing begin!
I say again that Hillary has no need for a phone during the wee hours; all she needs are some candles, a pentagram drawn on the floor in blood, and a crystal ball.
I know it cost her her soul, but think of all the money she saves on long distance… BTW, what is the area code for Hell? Oh yeah, that number’s in Revelation, too.
I going with BHO. A 3am call would interrupt her scheduled conversation with Elinore Roosevelt, and you KNOW you can’t interrupt the queen when she’s talking to Elinore…
Well, Frank, we could ask both Obama and Clinton what they think of the shooting slaughter of students at a Jerusalem school today.
I think it’s time for a new Israeli government. I wonder when they’ll wake up and stop being “Mr. Nice Guy.” Come to think of it, I think Gaza should be leveled.
Neither OHB nor HRC is answering any phones at 3:00 am. That’s a job for minions; someone who is willing to sit outside someone else’s bedroom all night (not unlike a stalker).
So, let’s ask the real question: Whose lackey do you want answering the phone at 3:00?
Hilary is unlikely to be home. At three am she will likely be at the maternity ward looking at the newborns. We all know what she will be saying to herself don’t we…..
Mmmm Fresh Babies!!
I’d like to rephrase the question slightly…
Who would be better answering the phone in the White House at 3 a.m. than Hillary or Obama?
A brain-damaged syphilitic monkey.
The only right answer is Fred Thompson.
o’bummer could only answer the phone. hitlery could also take a message.