You’re a homo!
NOTE: The purpose of this post is to better test the new IMAO rating system by creating a control post I know everyone will hate. I expect people to read this post, exclaim, “I’m not a homo! I’ll show you!” and then rate the post a half star. If you are a homosexual and your reaction to the post is, “That’s an apt description of me. I’ll shall rate this post highly,” please refrain from rating the post as you’ll skew the data. If you’re a homosexual and your reaction was, “While I am a homosexual, I find that term offensive and shall rate this post accordingly,” go ahead and rate the post. Thank you for your cooperation.
But I am a homo!
… sapien.
Only a scary evil monkey would consider “homo sapiens” as a slur.
Frank J. just used ‘homo” as a slur.
Therefore…
“–phobe”, you bet!
You’re either talking to Elliot Spitzer or Aquaman, right?
No, yer the homo, homo.
My genus is Homo, Frank.
homos are God’s gift to crocs
“……not that there’s anything wrong with that!”
Being a homo is gay
What lots and lots of people who aren’t homo rate it at 0 stars, or don’t rate it at all? Won’t that skew the poll as well?
It would be awesome if rating a post didn’t automatically reload the page, sending me to the top when I was on the 3rd article…
…you homo.
[If Java Script is on, it shouldn’t… you homo! -Ed.]
Hey, man.
Are you gonna change the little stars to little blown-up moons, or something? ‘Cause that would be cool. Maybe a progression from just moon at the left to blown-up moon at the right. With little proportional portions of mushroom clouds in between.
Just sayin’.
Make no mistake, I don’t think little happy care-bear starsies aren’t cool.
What if lots of people lie about being homos? Because everyone knows that all homos lie about everything, while non-homos never lie except for sex. Ergo, everyone lies for sex.
Aren’t you really checking to see which of your readers are willing to lie about being, or not being, homos, so they can get sex through your site?
To say the least, it calls your entire methodology into question.
Best post ever.
You know, I’m a little afraid to use the rating system now. Between what the Greek just said and your explanation above, Frank, I don’t know what to think.
Oh, and George, zero isn’t supported in the Fleming numbering system. I guess it hasn’t been invented yet, which is kind of queer.
Or what about the people who give it 5 stars to throw off the poll as well?
Wait, there are only five stars?! Doesn’t it go any higher?
Hey, you can’t give zero stars can you?!
Nah, I’m too lazy to click on one of those little stars.
Can’t select zero stars on this thread… What are you hinting at, Frank? The homos love to claim “1 in 10!” “1 in 10!” Well, out of five stars, a half a star is 1 in 10! But I’m so macho I need like -5 stars. I’m so macho I’m almost as manly as Janet Reno! bu-bum-pshhh [rimshot]
This whole thread is gheyer than Barney Frank in a tutu dancing with Richard Simmons under a rainbow of Teletubbies.
PS – sorry about using [rimshot] in a homo thread.
Calm down homos. Nice to see John Edwards posting again.
And you, my right wing splinter-group friend, are a homey.
looks like WE gotZ the homely black votes now
Am I a homo…
…maybe. Apparently, I’m a lesbian trapped in a fertile man’s body & I can’t seem to get enough. I want to care for my flesh & blood with my own money, and I want to maintain an intimate relationship with a woman, and yet maintain a relationship with God… and also teach my kids— myself— to do the same.
Does that count?
Am not, my 6 kids say so too! As does the 30+year spouse. Nah na nah na na na.
I WIN
If i am not sure, does that mean i am a democrat?
It doesn’t matter what you call me today, Frank! It doesn’t matter if I have a bad day at work or if I get stuck in a traffic jam going home or if my car breaks down or if we get 3 feet of snow here in MN, or if I fall down and break my ass…I can look at myself in the mirror, smile and say with pride “At least I’m not Elliot Spitzer”
I asked my Sensitivity Through Interpretive Ballet Instructor, and she said not to worry my pretty little head about this, and that Frank J was just being a bitch.
I didn’t want to touch it with my mouse.
Does that count?
Wow, The mighty Ed. made a comment on my comment. I’d feel honored if my java wasn’t on.
Maybe java is the homo.