Obama with the Billionaires

Obama had an exclusive event in the San Francisco for only the richest supporters. The group was so exclusive, that Obama was only allowed in if he came in through the servants entrance.
I guess we haven’t progressed as far as we thought.

Anchor Babies

I thought it was pretty well set in the Constitution that anyone born in the U.S. automatically becomes a U.S. citizen, but John Hawkins argues otherwise.
I have a good idea, though: If a woman illegally crosses the border and gives birth, the baby — who is U.S. property — is confiscated and the woman is deported. The baby is then raised in an underground lab to be a super soldier.
Everyone wins.

Petraeus Testimony

I was watching General Petraeus on TV laying out quite plainly how things are in Iraq and what improvements have been made and what still needs to be done, and I was thinking that any American should be like, “Yay! Let’s keep up our troops’ hard work! Let’s win!” But Democrats are never like that. Even when victory looks really possible, they want to find some option that involves at least a marginal amount of failure. Why is that? I wonder if Democrats were scared by victory as children and still have an irrational fear of it to this day.
And why do they hate America and its troops? Did they feel America just got more attention growing up and they’ve always held a deep-seated resentment? Whatever it is, Democrats need to get over themselves and let America win. I’m not saying Democrats need to love America, but I don’t think Republicans should have any dealing with them unless they at least recognize America’s right to exist.

lolterizt! Part 42

Still lots of room for more entries next week. Submit away. You know you’ve been dying to give it a try.
Meanwhile, once again, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
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From Colorado Right
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From Pauley:
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Two from Xaetognath:
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Two from acrazymic:
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