After they finished smoking their Happy Meal, liberals got bored and claimed that they saw a reflection of a naked woman in Dick Cheney’s sunglasses:
A naked woman with no face, a big chunk missing from her arm, and a huge wang, but who are we to criticize the transgender disabled?
Seriously, people, it’s Dick’s hand holding a fishing pole.
Not so seriously, here’s a picture of Hillary Clinton wearing sunglasses:
Squint really hard, let your imaginations soar, and tell me what you see in them. I’ll put my observations in the extended entry.
* a screaming baby begging not to be kissed.
* a lamp bouncing off of Bill’s noggin.
* Chelsea dodging Monica questions like Neo flailing out of the path of oncoming bullets.
* An Iraq without American troops or purple fingers.
* Incoming Bosnian sniper fire.
* The 24 karat comedy gold of a brokered convention.
* Crocodile tears
* I don’t SEE anything, but I hear a distant cackle.
* Skull-faced aliens who secretly control society.
* Rush Limbaugh watching Hillary’s inauguration on FoxNews and bitterly ruing Operation Chaos.
* Either the fiery inferno surrounding her dark master’s throne or a thumb-smudge.
legions of brown-shirted troops marching through the street.
…just don’t look too long into those eyes lest she burn a hole through your brain…
Arnold Schwarzenegger standing in front of Sarah and John Connor, with a shotgun. Firing repeatedly.
Dead bodies. One of them is Barack Obama.
Chomps the world’s angriest dog in a staredown against pure evil.
Rorschach is fun. If I say, “Hillary’s got a nice pair”, most of you would not think I was talking about her sunglasses, nor even her ample* cleavage, but the ex-Presidential pair she now keeps locked tightly in her purse.
The altar around which her acolytes are gathered, raising Satan so she can receive new orders
The Abyss
#6: You mean her Testicle Lock Box. My gosh, does she carry that around as a purse now?
Step away from the box…
Bill hanging by his scrotum, right next to Obama suffering the same treatment.
A mass of costumed children forming a giant star and sickle, all of whom are wearing forced smiles while they shout praise of Dear Leader.
Sniper fire victims in Bosnia.
The head of the reporter that just asked her an embarrassing question exploding just like in Scanners
Men who vomited and passed out at a campaign rally after she cackled. This could get ugly.
the end
The interior of the back of her skull…after all her eyes are as hollow as a PVC pipe and we know there’s nothing inside the brain but air & maybe rocks…
Those are non-reflective lenses. What you see is the occular hardware and circuitry normally concealed by a fresh pair of human eyeballs “donated” every few hours to keep up with decomposition.
Body parts of new supporters she’s assembling with her telekinetic powers.
White people.
Typical, typical white people.
Oh wait…
If you blow the picture up enough you can read the lines of 6502 assembler code scrolling down.
If you look to our right at the lenses, it looks like she’s overseeing the crucifixion.
Visions of the upper regions of Hades as viewed from the Pit of Doom.
That’s not fair. I can’t be expected to look at that.
A swimming pool filled with dead puppies.
a map of Poland.
lol #23
To me it looks like a nekkid chick pointing a gun at him… And he just grins
OK, so I commented on Cheney’s glasses instead of Hilldabeast’s.
People who drank the Kool-Aid at one of her campaign cookouts. The men are lying prostrate with prostate problems and the women are having intestinal problems while consulting intestate attorneys.
“A naked woman with no face, a big chunk missing from her arm, and a huge wang”… Maybe it’s a reflection of Hillary?
Harvey said: “…let your imaginations soar.”
Harvey, you shouldn’t say things like that. Most of the things I’m thinking shouldn’t be printed.
That woman just brings out the evil in me.
I see, if she loses the Dem nomination, a bitter jobless woman.
I also see “Evening wear. Swim wear. Formal wear.” in the tradition of the Wendy’s commercial.
It looks like Bill Clinton giving some guy a blow-job.
Ya know, if you dyed her hair black and wiped off the lipstick, she could pass for Kim Jong-Il. Of course, she would gouge out your eyeballs and savage your face long before you could reach her lips.
I’d like to share a revelation that I’ve had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you’re not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You’re a plague and I am the cure
You’re not supposed to know about the skull-faced aliens. That’s why no sunglasses will be allowed in the convention hall in Denver.
Hillary:
“Rise from the bowls of hell, my faithful demons! Your Queen commands you! Let the streets flow with the blood of the non believers!!!!” (Insidious Hillary cackle).
On the other hand, the reflection in Cheney’s glasses looks kind of like the aliens McCain used to talk about.
I see baby Jesus crying,.
Geez Trixie, you need to put down the hookah once in a while.
The decimated souls of 300,000,000 Americans
a boot stamping on a human face – for ever
John Conner trying to escape into Mexico.
Damn, BigRichardSmall beat me to it.
#38 Trixie’s doing a Matrix quote (Agent Smith).
Some possibilities:
1. A Bosnian Sniper.
2. Nothing. She’s looking through Rose Law Firm coloured glasses.
3. The rest of the cast of ‘Police Academy.’
4. The meaning of what is is.
5. A naked Janet Reno.
6. Where the ashtray is about to land.
I see lots of statues… Statues of people, twisting in agony, who met her gaze before becoming petrified.
She wears the sunglasses so that she doesn’t destroy her followers… yet.
A prophecy, Hillary as president wearing a white suit standing in a field of dying sunflowers….the earth blackens as if scorched by hell fire. The sky gets dark and blood rains down on us all.
Or was that Lex Luther?
@#1: You’re looking at the reflection in her eyes, showing the deepest desires of her soul. Try again.
I see a train schedule display on a wall of train depot…with every line showing “on time”.
SkyNet, minutes before it goes online.
What, you thought Al Gore was the only cyborg planted in the White House during the 90’s? Ah, see, that was the beauty of the plan!