Yes, Obama wins… but WHY?
I speculate thusly:
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- “I inhaled… frequently“.
- His uncanny ability to tap into white people’s secret hatred of white people.
- Winning candidate in 30 of the 57 state primaries.
- What am I trying to tell you? That Obama can dodge bullets like Hillary? No… what I’m telling you is that when he’s ready… he won’t have to.
- Y chromosome, baby.
- Has a middle name sounds like a dead dictator, not a dead princess.
- Say what you will about his choice of minister, but at least Obama’s proven to America that he can walk into a church without bursting into flame.
- Demonstrated willingness to speak to America’s fallen heroes.
- People thought they were voting for Dave Chappelle.
- Not married to Bill
Your thoughts?
His uncanny ability to tap into white people’s secret hatred of white people.
Ding!Ding!Ding!
It’s a good thing my coffee cup wasn’t nearby.
Harvey never throws a President – or future President – under the bus. He just snarks them up into breakfast hash.
** Because HE doesn’t look like Assy McGee when his makeup is off.
** He can pee standing up, even though he chooses not to.
** The esteemed Fred Thompson chose to show mercy on him and allow the dems to destroy themselves with this schmekelpants.
Because it serves Hillary’s grand scheme.
Panhandlers overwhelmingly voted for change
secured the drug user vote with hopeium
Voters didnt want to end up under his bus with his grammy
He will pay off our national debt quicker with 57 states paying
College students. Particularly female college students.
If Obamalamadingdong is so smart, let’s see him top these Crackers
*Satan already has Hillary’s soul.
*Obama’s skin color helped hide him at night, when Hillary’s ninjas came looking for him.
*The Room Temperature IQ (in Celsius) Coalition was surprisingly effective with extreme-left Democrats.
*The Iranians don’t just make centrifuges, they also make voting machines.
*Oddly enough, Marxist, racist, America-hating ignoramuses constitute a large portion of the Democrat Party.
Yeah, best kept secret was those 7 state primaries that Hillary didn’t even know about! Of course she should have suspected once she learned Obama is supported by ACORN.
‘The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise his authority for forty-two months.’ Rev. 13:5
42 months. Does that count start from his election to the senate, from the announcement of his intention to run for POTUS, from the end of the convention in Denver, or from his swearing in as POTUS?
‘Are you the one who was to come, or should we expect someone else?’ Math. 11:3
Clearly, Barry’s waaaay more observant.
I thought I already made it clear that Obama won because of my endorsement. Jeez. How much clearer can I make my profound awesomeness?
Obama wins because most Americans are apathetic, narcissistic, voyeurs who would rather watch some one do something than do it themselves. They lie, cheat, steal, abuse one another and themselves. They have children they won’t parent and parents they won’t care for. They claim to believe in God and then go out of their way to show their distain and disgust for his standards. Their language is crude, rude and vulgar and their lives are empty, sad and depressing. Don’t believe me, tune into any major network and simply watch the commercials.
They would rather HOPE FOR CHANGE, than work for change. They would rather blame everyone else for their choices than take responsibility for them. Most of all they refuse to accept that they are NOT the one in charge of the weather, the planet and the universe.
They don’t believe and that, as Yoda said, is why they fail.
(And yes, today I hate people as a species. But I’ll get over it, I always do)