Operation Needs More PC – Part 7

Some Operation Needs More PC suggestions for your reading pleasure. Actual authors may claim credit in the comments if they choose.
You may safely assume that all typos were intentional.


Hi,
What a wonderfull organization you are. Its about time that an organization tried to united everybody in the fight against global warming. I am so inspired by youre ads on tv, especially the one where all the people with opposite viewpoints are sitting by each other on a couch holding signs.
I hope that that commercial was produced in a studio. Because if you were in the mountians like it looked, you would have had to drive trucks full of people and equipment into such a pristeen area. If you did that, then your releasing pollution into the nearly clean air. I wouldn’t want people to think your organization is hippocritical. We need to practice what we teach, therefore more people will join us in the fight to save our fragile planet. Keep fighting the good fight.
I love to be left, so I can’t be right,
Ted Blight


Dear WE,
I have no one to turn to, I want to help save the planet but my parents voted for BushHitler and say I’m to young to understand. They’re wrong! I just know that its all the bad/evil people out they trashing our earth!
The only person who understood how I felt was my English teacher. I would stay after class with him and watch The inconvient truth over and over again. But he had to leave suddenly, (the school said for personal reasons but I don’t believe them either), and all the websites he gave me are all blocked on my parents computer due to adult content).
I don’t understand. Please help me!
Wilting Flower


I’m really thrilled to finally have found a solution to killing our planet. My spiritual guide says I have eco-anxiety and that donating my time and money to the environment will help me 🙂
Could I make one tiny suggestion? As a pacifist I found the term “take action” to be extremely violent and vulgar. Nothing good comes from violence and the term seems to incite aggression. I care very much for the planet but I cannot take part in a movement that condones violence. Could you possibly change that offensive term to something less violent like “become involved”?
Aside from that I feel really great about stopping global warming and I can’t wait to Become Involved (lol). Thanks for the good work WE.
Eli Yakelashik


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3 Comments

  1. I liked the pacifist one myself. The wilting flower was funny as well, but isn’t technically about anything related to political correctness. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, I just love the idea that those little twitters are biting their nails off thinking people are offended.
    As for the first one, YOU MADE ME WATCH A GREENIE VIDEO JUST SO I COULD UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT!!!! DIE!

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