lolterizt! Part 58 – lolbama! Edition (Part 2)

Obama has returned from his Rock Star Superstar World Tour with a badly swelled head, so I thought I’d stick a pin in his over-inflated ego so he can get he hubris-bloated melon through the O-Force One doorway.
Next week: back to regular terrorist-bashing.
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Why Pelosi Is Against Drilling

Why do you think the Democrats are against drilling? If we have oil, you drill for it. That’s something you learn in kindergarten. It’s basic logic. So why are Democrats against something so good and basic?
Are they protecting the interests of mole people over those of humans?
I’ve long suspected that the Democrats are in the pockets of the mole people. I bet if you look at their donations, you’ll find lots of it comes from underground. The disgusting mole people hate us for our success — just like terrorists and liberals — and are probably using the Democrats as an instrument against us — just like terrorists and liberals. Plus, they don’t want us to have their precious oil which they worship as a god.
I bet Pelosi is actually a mole person herself. She does always shriek when her beady eyes encounter sunlight. We really need to have some sort of committee identifying and jailing Communists and mole people hiding in our government. I will head up that committee, but I won’t do it for government pay. At no extra charge, I’ll also test for replicants. Think about it.

New Obama Presidential Seal

A more apt Presidential Seal for Obama:


From Minta of A Few Shiny Pebbles