Is there anything more exciting than the Democratic National Convention? Maybe the Big Bang, but I doubt it.
So, the question is: How will Hillary try and kill Barack Obama?
Do you think she’ll try and do it secretly or do it very publicly. My guess would be the latter. I’m thinking she’ll flay him alive during his acceptance speech.
“The only reason you beat me is because of your skin color, so let’s see how you do WITHOUT YOUR SKIN!!!”
That wacky Hillary. I don’t think it showed judgment to cross her.

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It’s looking like if Mitt Romney is picked as McCain’s running mate, it could cause a split in the Republican Party between people who are Huckabee and people who aren’t. We better be sure we can survive that before we proceed.

People were going to assassinate Obama? For what?
Do you get the feeling that if you asked one of these people what they wanted to kill Obama for his answer would be just as incoherent and substance free as someone explaining why Obama should be president? If they’re white supremacists, the fact that he’s black would probably be given for killing him… which was also what a supporter named as Obama’s accomplishment when asked to name something. What else is there to kill him for? Because he gave a great speech in 2004?