Sorry for the delay due to unspecified life events. As a future warning, my day job has increased by a factor of suck, so my posting will be less frequent than before my hiatus, but at least it will be accompanied by no increase in quality.
Anyway, as I was about to say three weeks ago: a good American cruelly mocks his country’s enemies, both foreign and domestic. This week, the latter. Next week – back to the former.
Pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
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Woo hoo! Go Harvey!
Glad you’re back.
Yay, Harvey!
The Pelosi/Sheehan pic, though. Gack. After looking at that, I uh…uh…How am I ‘sposed to ‘splain to my wife that I’M NEVER HAVING SEX AGAIN!?!
the one you captioned Sarah Connor? change that to Men in Black.
VERY funny!!!!!
Or “Men in Half-Black.”
“Oblinga” cracked me up.
Reid picture alternate caption: “Yes, my brain is actually that big”
Pic with Ted in middle alternate caption: “Ted, why did you sh** yourself again? You promised not to do that.”
I am Kirok –> “Yes people, its raining and I am not looking at the teleprompter.”
lol on the pics!
“Orgnizin ur cmunity. Runin dwn crackaz!!”
That one gave me a good laugh. Well done.
I’m assuming the photo of Pelosi and Sheehan sitting together was from the period when the mentally-ill woman on the right was used as a useful idiot by the mentally-ill woman on the left.
…you know, before she wouldn’t play by the democrat playbook and had to be destroyed.
That last one had me laughing to the point of tears!
Yay! Harvey’s back! Yay!
Welcome back Harvey! Where you been? Shooting Tremors V?
Hey, Harvey. Welcome back. Spot on, BTW.
LOL! I’m a liberal troll and I even liked those. Though in true trollish form I must add that Palin is a complete idiot. Apparently, she was asked to name Supreme Court cases and the only one she could think of was Roe vs Wade. It doesn’t get anymore dumb or out of touch than that folks! Folks what we have here with Palin is genuine stupidity. She’s a complete moron everyone. She’s a joke. A laughingstock. A pathetic clown. A political stunt. A nobody. She should be thrown back. The good thing is she won’t be. Let her out of her McCain hideout. Let her speak! Let the Palin-dunce free!
why are the right wingers always dumb?
We’re just trying to keep it fair for the liberal trolls.
I mean, you don’t debate quantum physics with the retarded.
Actually, Bob, I think they’re mostly all Obama trolls – college kids all around the country who are having their first election experience, if you can call it that.
You’re right though, 95% of them aren’t interested in debate. They’re part of Obama’s strong arm tactics, his truth squads. They’re the newest batch of web-savy, community organizers, the latest addition to surfin’ truth-to-power tellers.
Their main tactic is to use web proxies, change names often, swoop in, spew their insults and leave.
Take a look at stiffy above. I can just about guarantee you that stiffy doesn’t know much history – especially the history of the term “right wing” applied to American politics and how it originated in Stalinist Russia to differentiate Communism from Germany’s National Socialism. The Russians didn’t want any competition so they painted Nazi Germany as “opposite.” And opposite is very bad, indeed. After World War II, the Left versus Right terminology was introduced into the American mainstream by the Left and the Left accused anyone who opposed them as “Right Wing” – just like Hitler. The crap stuck and continues today. For example, the Left doesn’t like to be told that the KKK was a Democrat-dominated organization in the South. No, that history’s been rewritten, thanks a lot guys. Most Americans now think that the KKK was Right Wing – and Republican to boot.
He stiffy! STUFF IT.
#13 Spiffy since you asked.
In the spirit of fair play we never engage in a contest with those who are unarmed, unschooled or unable to compete due to “feelings” of inadequacy fostered by lives of self gratification and a total disregard of morality, mores or sense.
Oh and WELCOME BACK Harvey. We missed you. Great job on the pics.
Yay Harvey! Welcome back and thanks for the morning laugh!!!
That last one was worth the wait!
Harvey, as usual, great work. Welcome back. No matter how much you’re here your presence is always welcomed and appreciated.
Thanks Harvey!
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Yay! Welcome back Harvey!