A front row seat, a fist full of singles, and Sarah Palin wearing nothing but high heels and a smile.

[Hat tip: Reuters – Think they’ll ever publish a photo of Biden that doesn’t show his face?]

But I’ve never seen the expression he shows here–bemused? politely appalled? Do you think he signed it?

Joan Sigurdson, left, holds a sign opposing Republican vice presidential candidate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, as she greets with Democratic presidential candidate, Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., at the Maumee Bay Resort in Oregon, Ohio, Monday, Oct. 13, 2008.

I can’t believe I never noticed this before–LOOK FOR IT:

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I don’t think other nations are fearing us enough. If Barack Obama is elected president, no evil nation is going to worry about us.

So we’re going to have to nuke a city.

Can’t we just nuke the moon?

No. Nuking the moon was meant to be a preventative measure to sissiness. If we have a full onset of sissiness, though, the only way we can get evil foreigners to know we’re serious is to nuke one of their cities.

But won’t that kill lots of people, many of them innocent?

No. See, this is where everyone is stupid except for me. You need to think outside the box with nuclear weapons. What we’re going to do is have a free concert for our enemies like Madonna or something — who knows what murderous terrorists like — and the concert will be a ways out of the city. Everyone will go to is because it’s free and the only other thing they have to entertain themselves with is to throw rocks at each other. So they’ll go and enjoy the concert and when they get back home they’ll find a big smoldering crater where their city used to be with a sign in front of it saying, “Ha! You got nuked! Signed, America.” They’ll shake their fists in the air and shout angrily, “America!” but, in the end, no one gets hurt so it’s all good fun.

But won’t the Democrats be against this?

Of course; that’s why you don’t tell them. If you’re going to nuke a city, the last thing you’d want to do is tell any Democrats because they’ll just whine and bitch and moan about it. That’s where we get the old military saying from: “Democrats are useless and annoying.”

Anyway, better get on this quick. It can be President Bush’s last act as president if Barack Obama is elected.

“Hey, Barry. Here’s the keys to the White House. By the way, I just nuked a city. Have fun.”

this guy gets cozier with SARS victims than Paulson . . .

U.S. Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson (L) shakes hands with Japan’s Finance Minister Shoichi Nakagawa before their meeting at the Treasury Department in Washington October 10, 2008.

Photographers at Cannes accidentally photograph actress while taking picture of sea gull on rail behind her . . .

Canadian actress Neve Campbell poses during a photocall in Cannes, southeastern France, October 13, 2008. Campbell is in Cannes to present “Sea Wolf” at the MIPCOM audiovisual trade fair which is the international film and programme market for TV, video, cable and satellite.

International Freeballin’ Convention gets underway in Kuwait City

Kuwaiti investors are seen at the Kuwait Stock Exchange main floor October 13,2008.

John McCain thinks before responding to reporter’s question concerning number of weeks until McCain can start screwing over conservative base again . . .

Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) (R) and running mate Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin during a campaign rally at the Virginia Beach Convention Center October 13, 2008.

Indian woman struggles to determine if hovel was damaged in course of riot or not — “It might actually look slightly better now.”

A woman searches for her belongings inside a damaged house after clashes between Hindus and Muslims at Vatoli village of Adilabad district, about 275 km (171 miles) north from the southern Indian city of Hyderabad October 13, 2008. Authorities imposed a curfew on Friday to control the situation.

You hear how McCain is fomenting hate? We all know how conservatives unquestionably listen to McCain and how he’s always throwing red meat to them, so he has to be careful. Everything conservatives do has always directly reflected on McCain.

For those of you who like Zo’s videos (which should be everyone who likes this site), he has a blog now — Zo Black and Right — set up by Bob Parks who is running for State Represenative in Massachusetts.

Kind of have this feeling Zo is going to go big time eventually, so now you can say you knew him way back when.

This morning while putting on my pants both legs at the same time to mark my superiority to common man, I ripped them. They were good pants. I guess it was inevitable; I was Icarus flying to close to the sun.

Learn from my mistake: Put your pants on one leg of a time just like everyone else. There’s a reason they do it that way.