Thank You, Frank, Basil, Sarah, Harvey and even Cadet et al. Once the indoctrination and re-education begins I might not have time to let you know.
Thanks to all the commenters, even the trolls. They are entertaining, witty, hysterical and educational. Sometimes the worst example ( i.e. the one above) teach the best lessons.
Imagine dozens of monkeys in a single mother crack whore monkey’s basement. Imagine that cage hanging from a chain above that basement. Imagine the crack whore spawn considering the poo falling from that cage and noise coming from that cage to be sacred. Imagine that those monkeys have no idea that the basement door is unlocked, and wouldn’t care if they did find out.
He’s saying, “And I think I need to remind you, Chris, that my diaper is full to the brim with monkey poo, and I lack the opposable thumbs to remedy the situation.”
Monkeys are interesting and entertaining creatures, particularly when agitated or teased. What The Owl cannot understand is how anyone could possibly think humanity evolved from the above.
LOL!! The mental image – and the picture of him combined is just too much when drinking my morning coffee – spewed right out with laughter. He even looks like a monkey – great post – Thank You for my needed morning laugh!
I tried to write “faggot direction finder” (FDF) earlier and it wouldn’t post. Maybe there’s a unit that combines BS detection, gaydar and liberal Democrat alert (like NOAA weather alert). It just comes on and starts yelling at you if anything is detected.
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Thank You, Frank, Basil, Sarah, Harvey and even Cadet et al. Once the indoctrination and re-education begins I might not have time to let you know.
Thanks to all the commenters, even the trolls. They are entertaining, witty, hysterical and educational. Sometimes the worst example ( i.e. the one above) teach the best lessons.
I imagine that cage would smell like madness and poo
(rips off Markos’ rubber face) “She’s a man, baby!”
What about the poo flinging? You neglected to mention anything at all about poo flinging, which is the only good reason to watch a monkey in a cage.
Anytime I see Markos on TV, I imagine a 12″ cast iron skillet becoming intimate with his face. Blam!
Imagine dozens of monkeys in a single mother crack whore monkey’s basement. Imagine that cage hanging from a chain above that basement. Imagine the crack whore spawn considering the poo falling from that cage and noise coming from that cage to be sacred. Imagine that those monkeys have no idea that the basement door is unlocked, and wouldn’t care if they did find out.
He’s saying, “And I think I need to remind you, Chris, that my diaper is full to the brim with monkey poo, and I lack the opposable thumbs to remedy the situation.”
Monkeys are interesting and entertaining creatures, particularly when agitated or teased. What The Owl cannot understand is how anyone could possibly think humanity evolved from the above.
LOL!! The mental image – and the picture of him combined is just too much when drinking my morning coffee – spewed right out with laughter. He even looks like a monkey – great post – Thank You for my needed morning laugh!
In addition to Markos’ strong simian resemblance, the sight of his unpunched monkeyface always sets off my gaydar. Anybody else?
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
“Gaydar”
LOL.
Wait, Gaydar? With this guy?
The bowl on the head and follow the line haircut? The crappy 1970’s suit? OK, granted, you got he politics and attitude right, but still.
I think your gaydar plays “Dueling Banjos” when something like this comes close.
Comparing this douche-bag to monkeys is truly an insult to our primate bro’s. Can we expect an apology?
I tried to write “faggot direction finder” (FDF) earlier and it wouldn’t post. Maybe there’s a unit that combines BS detection, gaydar and liberal Democrat alert (like NOAA weather alert). It just comes on and starts yelling at you if anything is detected.
You called him a monkey! RACIST!!! Oh wait… he’s white…
…nevermind…
Continuing on with the metaphor:
Imagine the head monkey smearing the bars with his own poo while parading around on heels and presenting like a mandrill.
Actually, don’t. That image is too disturbing.
I want more IMAO Condensed!