And don’t forget American Girls. The best looking girls in the world come from America or they move here eventually. Use your candy to talk to them. Just don’t follow my bad example by handing a pretty girl a bag of candy and saying “Here! Take this! I know you’re hungry.” (WARNING: Pepper spray follows.)
Be careful with that candy, Frank. You don’t want to end up diabetic and exterminated as an untermensch by Obamuhhh.
I don’t care about his candy, you racist cracker. Frank’s body will be “repurposed” because he’s a white devil, not because of a disease!
And I hve guns and land on which to shoot them! Or to shoot people that attempt to take my candy.
If Obama wins, you will have to give us some of that candy. I think this post just turned me into a socialist. Thanks Frank.
Frank, you know your mother told you candy makes you hyper! Settle down.
And don’t forget American Girls. The best looking girls in the world come from America or they move here eventually. Use your candy to talk to them. Just don’t follow my bad example by handing a pretty girl a bag of candy and saying “Here! Take this! I know you’re hungry.” (WARNING: Pepper spray follows.)
I am happy that you have a big bag of candy, Frank, but I hope she doesn’t read your blog.
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Frank, it’s not candy, it’s ritalin and I would suggest it’s the reason for your extreme mood swings today.
You should switch to focusyn, it’s been shown to be 84% more effective than anything besides fresh air and exercise.
TRICK OR TREAT!
Candy needs to be redistributed
Stay out of the candy!! SarahK bought that for the trick-or-treaters. If you want your own candy, you better start working on your costume…. Oh wait…
It took a country as great as America to bring Kung Fu, Car Chases, Explosions, and Gratuitous Nudity together. Socialism doesn’t stand a chance.
I predict that on October 31st, someone looking a lot like Obama will come and threaten you if you don’t give your candy to him.
Probably several Obama look alikes will extort you. They are clones. Acorn clones who vote. Short ones.
And then a few days later they come and threaten you if you don’t give them other things. An Obama presidency is like a Halloween that never ends!
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Chuck Norris will defeat socialism in America!
It’s true. I bought him a huge bag of candy so he’d stop whining about not having any candy.
I’m gonna hand out acorns this Halloween. If the kids complain I’ll tell them they don’t really exist.
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Dude, that is the COOLEST gravatar!