NASA has reported that they have lost track of a particularly dangerous asteroid. This asteroid has been known to threaten all life on this planet and needs to be found immediately. Everyone should be on the lookout for it.
Here’s the last known photo of it:
And here’s what a computer program has determined it might look like if it changes its appearance:
If you see the asteroid, do not try to handle it yourself. Call NASA and find cover.
Remember: Only you can prevent the total annihilation of life on this planet.™
That’s no asteroid. It’s Joe the plumber!
Jeeze!!! Just had a bit of a scare! I thought I saw the asteroid but then I realized that it was wearing a National’s cap. Whew!
I saw a man named Obama on TV last night. Could he be this mysterious asteroid in disguise?
Is there a reward or anything for the information? I mean, letting me live is kind of a reward but I was looking for either money, jewels, or doughnuts.
Take of the “-teroid” part and add an S at the end and you do, indeed, have Obama.
You can treat that problem with a little Preparation H Frank.
Mr. Asteroid is indeed trying to destroy our way of life, . . . . as well as our actual life. The problem is that it is hard to locate him when he has so many supporters that are hiding him and trying to abet him in his evil mission. His main group of allies is the Global Warming crowd, as they faithfully believe that they can reverse global warming by aiding Mr. Asteroid and the destruction of Republicans and deniers which he vows to eliminate.
Here in Ohio the People have spoken!!! 65% of the people thought John McCain did a wonderful job last night to Obama’s pitiful 35%. Oh woe is Obama!!!! All that money spent in Ohio and it ain’t doing you any good!!! Yippie kay yay!!!
Or you could have the democrats destroy the Asteroid for you. Get on Kos and tell them the Asteroid supports McCain and this endorsement could harm Obama. The Left will take care of the rest. they like destroying anything that sands in Obama’s way.
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BigRichardSmall,
I think you have just written the storyline for the next episode of “In My World”. You genius!
Mike
That is not an asteroid, but a fossilized gerbil in Barney Frank’s lower intestine.
Huh. I was just wondering what became of Lyle Lovett. He’s back in the PBS studio again.
Doughnuts. Is there anything they can’t do?
#11 – Tommy the Towelhead,
“Lemiwinks! Noooooo!” LOL
Who wants to bet that the liberals will defend it saying it is only defending itself from the mean humans by sending their harmful satellites at it…or something similar.
Ad asteroid per aspera.
Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid have taken immediate and decisive action. They are suing the asteroid.
It’s the fake mustache that really sells it.
As my friend Abdul is fond of saying about things like this, if it hits us it is God’s will (well, technically, he said, Allah’s will). Bruce Willis is not going to save us.
But in truth, I think they need to plot the trajectory of this thing. It’s quite obvious from what I can deduce that the true origin of this asteroid is Klendathu.
Hey man, nobody believes that Al Gore Global Warming bullshit any more.
O shit we’re going to lose all our government grants.
Yeah man, I bought a ton of that big asshole, Gore’s stock too! I was cheated! The government should do something.
Did you hear about that asteroid that’s going to extinctify the human race, man?
OMG OMG OMG, we have to do something, we have to save mankind. We’re smarter than most people! We need more grants. Now now now!
Hey man, I’m a Lit major, WTF is an asteroid? Some kind of Tibetan flower, man? Can we smoke it?
Another feeble attempt by the illuminati to keep the doses of fear close at hand! We should be more concerned with the ignorance of the uninformed, blind voters!