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Before the election, I said that Obama was a Patriot because he’d win every match-up except the one at the end.

It appears I was wrong.

I hereby apologize for calling Obama a Patriot, and never shall again.

Obviously, this man is really a Dolphin.

By which I may or may not mean that he’s a slippery, vicious, bloodthirsty predator who will sink to unspeakable depths to get what he wants.