For those still waiting, I haven’t forgotten about Hellbender. I just haven’t had time to sit down and write. I hope to this Christmas season. The story will have a conclusion; I swear!
Archive of entries posted on 14th December 2008
Space Quibbles
NASA & the incoming Obama team are having a tiff about cutting funds for Project Constellation – the effort to return astronauts to the moon by 2020. I speculate thusly about what else may be on the chopping block:
* Project Gore – Searching for conclusive proof that the global warming on Mars is man-made.
* Project Foxworthy – getting rednecks drunk and luring them out into the woods for a good probin’.
* Project Blagojevich – Selling that valuable @#$%ing NASA directorship to the highest bidder.
* Project Lewinsky – investigating whether NASA could actually operate at a profit if it started making & selling zero-G pr0n.
* Project Big 3 – loaning $15 billion to any car company that agrees to start producing hybrid space shuttles.
* Project Gitmo – placing terrorists in the ultimate secure holding facility: the inescapable gravitation of the sun’s surface.
* Project NotBush – using mind-control space lasers to brainwash people into voting for McCain. Probably SHOULD ax it, since it only worked for the first six months of 2008, anyway.
* Project Marlboro – retrofitting a space shuttle with a smoking section so that Obama can be the first President in space.
* Project Klaatu – searching for extraterrestrial life forms primitive enough to consider Keanu Reeves to have acting skills. Probably something in the amoeba or lichen range.
* Project IMAO – testing uncontrolled fission reactions on natural planetary satellites.
All I know is that until they work the bugs out of the zero-G toilets, I’m staying indoors during “meteor showers”.