Some companies like Pepsi have been trying to cash in on the Obama craze, but I think the one best positioned for synergy would be Kool-Aid.
“What? You don’t think an Obama presidency is going to be the most awesome thing ever? Give in and drink the Obama Kool-Aid!”
There could also be like an Obama brand gun for shooting yourself in the head.
Obama panties for all democratic sissies! Male versions of course for pulling down when you sit on the toilet to pee!
#1 you forgot about the wadded version when even that guy in the white house has to accept we won in Iraq.
I saw some Obama trading cards the other day mixed in with the baseball card section. It was awesome, sad, and infuriating all at once.
Shoot yourself in the head. Lower IQ to the point you are a liberal.
Rome had Carthage feeding it grain to keep it alive. The Romans were arrogant and believed themselves better.
America has the middle east feeding us oil. The liberal amerikans are arrogant and believe the New York City state of mind is better than the rest.
This can not end happily.
Three words, trillion dollar idea: Obama Toilet Paper.
I’ve heard that many other companies want in on this. For example:
* Waffle House renamed its waffles to “The One’s.” A stack of little One’s are called “Gaffes.”
* Dulcolax renamed its hemorrhoid suppositories product line to “Obamarhoids.” Each application is good for four years of this sh*t.
* Tylenol came out with a new pill: Tylenol – O. Can we buy it off the shelf? “Yes we can.” Does it wreck your liver? “Yes it does.”
* Johnny Walker’s new label features the Obama campaign logo and a warning phrase, “Get drunk responsibly. May result in an attack by conservatives.”
Hah! Kool-Aid, the official drink of the Obama Administration! That’s too funny.
Other products? What about the official cracker of the Obama administration? Or is that Joe Biden?
Obama:
* Unqualified
* Inexperienced
* Prone to getting stuff stuck on his head
So, in order, to match his, uh, well, general failure, what would they make? Chauchats?
ObaMalt liquor – For when you go to bed with a Palin, and wake up with a Hillary.
Obama Playing Cards – Now with 52 aces for increased fairness!
Heinze 57 Sauce – made with 57 herbs and spice and sold in all 57 states!
Chauchats ?
It’s not Kool-ade, it’s Flavor Aid.
#11, jul,
A French machine gun from WW1. Legendary for, among other faults, being inaccurate, prone to jamming, and having holes in the magazines that were supposed to show how many rounds were left, but instead left the magazine exposed to the dirt and mud of the trenches. It was also so poorly made that parts from different guns were never interchangeable.
“Obama panties” – funniest damn thing I’ve read all morning. Thread winner.
Enzyte, renamed Obama and when men take it they get taller…
The Obama Necktie…keeps the foreskin from sliding back up…
Matching Obama and Michelle boxers…..yeah she’s a man!!
Hey #9, what aces would they be? Diamonds, hearts clubs or…
Wait- I can’t say spades. I’m already a deplorable racist for not voting for the Magic Negr…I mean The One.
Obama Kook-Aid wins…in flavors Berry Leftwing and Arugula.
Coinage with That One’s picture on it…for the change that we’ll be left with in our pockets.
Oh wait, they already have that.
Clinton Condoms: so thou can do to thee what Washington will do to us.
Go to 40 minutes, 30 seconds into the movie Idiocracy…
Look at the White House…
Look at the tire swing in the columns on the front of the White House…
Look at the logo in the tire swing…
Look familiar?
I think what they did was a variation of the Pepsi logo to not quite be close enough to get sued. So basically, they changed the two yin-yang elements to be basic curves. But the result is the Obama logo, except with the red part where the blue is and vice versa.
Now fast forward to this Pepsi ad campaign and notice that they DID change the curves on the Pepsi logo to look like the Obama logo. It’s a perfect match to the one in Idiocracy from 2006.
I worked at Pepsi as a consultant for a year, and trust me none of this comes as a shock. It’s one big affirmative action nightmare where even projects that are critical and in deep trouble are stalled while we were forced to bow at the altar of the monster truck they put in the Gay Pride Parade the weekend before.
BTW, has anybody else seen the new logo for ABC? I glimpsed a promo commercial the other night & saw the usual sphere ABC uses, but this time it had that stupid background we’ve been subjected to for the last year.
It was so…progressive. It made me wonder: Does ABC own Pepsi as well as obama, or is it just obama?
Just be prepared to pay through the nose for My endorsement. It costs a lot of money to fly Michelle to visit her parents on Qo’noS.
MarkoMancuso
Thanks, interesting information. The French are better at cooking, it appears.
#13 MarkoMancuso
and don’t forget the scratches on the barrels from where thew white flags were attached.
The Obama blow up doll. Slogan is: You all blow anyway.
boycott pepsi! and all things leftist.
* Obama brand whistle tips.
#9 Scott F.
Dude, don’t even think that. (Gak! My eyes!)
How about “Obama Suckers” or is that too obvious?
Obama Suckers (n)plural: 53% of the American populace who voted early and often for an unqualified boy wonder with questionable parentage but an unquestionable taste for exotic mustard greens.
ObamAid® has been around for some time.
Koolaid man busts through wall, shouts ‘O’ Yeah! Then goes down in hail of Secret Service fire.
My favorite Obama-esque Pepsi logo by far.
An Obama brand gun? It would have to be banned, hence impossible to obtain legally. May I suggest a home-made Zip Gun, since zip is what we’re gonna have after President Obama is done with us?
Toilet paper………..it could be commemorative, complete with the presidential seal and his face. Or condoms, since we’re getting screwed we might as well be safe about it.
When they try to apply the word “Obama” to the gun, won’t it melt away like a vampire exposed to sunlight?