LONDON (APF) – German chancellor Angela Merkel and French president Nicolas Sarkozy walked out of the G-20 summit today after serious disagreements erupted in their first meeting with President Barack Obama discussing their proposed changes to the world financial system. Calling Mr. Obama “that uneducated baboon from North America” and “an ugly simian bag of mostly water,” the two European leaders met privately afterwards to decide their next steps at the summit. Later, they jointly apologized in an ad hoc statement, saying, “We meant to use the word: ‘buffoon.’ Sorry.”
“We’re not sitting down with some perpetually smiling auto industry wannabe,” said Sarkozy, who happens to think money grows on monkey trees. Under this new president, the United States has run up almost it’s annual GDP in debt! And he expects the rest of the world to be hoodwinked and bamboozled like this? I don’t think so.”
Merkle added, “If we adopt the US approach, Europe will soon be a bankrupt, third-world continent overrun by insurmountable debt, high taxes, shrinking industry and Sharia law.” When a US reporter pointed out that it already is, Merkle responded with “Oh, shut up. Eat my struddle. You vill like it.”
Many of the remaining G-20 participants were reportedly shocked at this development as they see Barack Obama as a breath of fresh air on the troubling international financial scene with his strutting good looks and lack of experience in economics. But some some were not so sure.
“Do we have high hopes for him and the US Dollar backed by the great printing presses of the US Federal Reserve? NYET!” remarked the Russian delegate sitting in for Russian President Dmitriy Medvedev who was in a meeting with China. They’re reportedly working on replacing the US Dollar as the world’s reserve currency and sending Mr. Obama home as the big loser of the summit.
When Obama’s kids play an April Fools joke on him, I hope Michelle is able to quickly get him to stop crying and convince him that there really wasn’t a monster under the bed.
He could have Ted Kennedy jump and say boo…make that stumble out and sing a drinking song.
When Obama tries to climb the stairs to Air Force One… I hope he
falls..…ah… I mean fails….
When Obama tries to run GM I hop………..Oh wait it’s Obama we’re talking about. Fail Big Epic Fail
When O-bah-muhh tries to resist calling U.S. taxpayers April Fools, I hope he fails.
When Michelle says ” I’ve always been proud of my country! “, I hope she ends with, “…. APRIL FOOLS!!!!! “
When that one tries to dodge the shoes at the G-20, I hope he fails.
When that one tries to dribble around sarcozee, I hope he fails.
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LONDON (APF) – German chancellor Angela Merkel and French president Nicolas Sarkozy walked out of the G-20 summit today after serious disagreements erupted in their first meeting with President Barack Obama discussing their proposed changes to the world financial system. Calling Mr. Obama “that uneducated baboon from North America” and “an ugly simian bag of mostly water,” the two European leaders met privately afterwards to decide their next steps at the summit. Later, they jointly apologized in an ad hoc statement, saying, “We meant to use the word: ‘buffoon.’ Sorry.”
“We’re not sitting down with some perpetually smiling auto industry wannabe,” said Sarkozy, who happens to think money grows on monkey trees. Under this new president, the United States has run up almost it’s annual GDP in debt! And he expects the rest of the world to be hoodwinked and bamboozled like this? I don’t think so.”
Merkle added, “If we adopt the US approach, Europe will soon be a bankrupt, third-world continent overrun by insurmountable debt, high taxes, shrinking industry and Sharia law.” When a US reporter pointed out that it already is, Merkle responded with “Oh, shut up. Eat my struddle. You vill like it.”
Many of the remaining G-20 participants were reportedly shocked at this development as they see Barack Obama as a breath of fresh air on the troubling international financial scene with his strutting good looks and lack of experience in economics. But some some were not so sure.
“Do we have high hopes for him and the US Dollar backed by the great printing presses of the US Federal Reserve? NYET!” remarked the Russian delegate sitting in for Russian President Dmitriy Medvedev who was in a meeting with China. They’re reportedly working on replacing the US Dollar as the world’s reserve currency and sending Mr. Obama home as the big loser of the summit.
When Obama’s kids play an April Fools joke on him, I hope Michelle is able to quickly get him to stop crying and convince him that there really wasn’t a monster under the bed.
#* , what do you mean under the bed?
When THE OBAMA tries to prove that Michelle is not Rue Paul –I HOPE HE FAILS
A humble suggestion for your next IMW post:
Rarl Kove, G20 protocol advisor.