When Obama tries to make a saving throw against poison so his 14th level half-elf mage survives a green dragon attack, I hope he fails.
(from Exurbankevin)
When Obama tries to make a saving throw against poison so his 14th level half-elf mage survives a green dragon attack, I hope he fails.
(from Exurbankevin)
It has been a while since I have heard a good D&D reference.
Wait a minute…was this just some why to smoke out the geeks on this sight?
(puts down his twenty-sided die, pulls out portable hole and escapes)
with or without a luckstone? Does it count for his half orc henchman thief Joe?
#1 — OH God! does that mean if I get the references and find them funny I am doomed? (+4 to make saving throw against geekdom for realization)
I hope he succeeds. I’d rather have him do that than spend time screwing up my country.
When that one tries to assimilate us into the Borg collective he want to create, I hope he fails.
LOL. Can we put Obama up against the Tarrasque? That’d be fun to watch.
I don’t know D&D, but ‘Half-elf’?
That explains the ears.
So Geithner is like a what, second rate dwarf?
He bowed to the Kind of Saudi Arabia pretty well. I had heard that our President bowed to King Abdula of Saudi Arabia but I didn’t believe it. I could not imagine that any American, but especially our President would bow to the head of state of any other country. Protocol does not require it. He surely knows this – after all he went to Harvard and has an entourage of 500 traveling with him to look stuff up and advise him in case it wasn’t covered anywhere in his extensive, formal education. This video, however, proves that he not only bowed, he dang near broke his back getting his nose as low as possible to the floor while still remaining on his feet. The bow is about at the 54 second mark:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S60U-hl35Gw&
If any of you think I am making a mountain out of a mole hill, please know that not a single president, not even Jimmy Carter, has ever bowed to another head of state.
When he gives out the toll-free dial-up number to the press for a double-secret special foreign relations briefing, I hope he fails and accidentally gives out the dial-a-pr0n number from his Blackberry’s speed-dial:
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/first100days/2009/04/02/white-house-corrects-toll-free-number-mishap/
And the bad news? The voice at the other end is Rosie’s.
Not to mention “royalty” of any kind, DKA. Unfrigginbelievable.
#8: But wouldn’t most Muslims bow to a Muslim king?
I say we farm some black puddings on the White House lawn, move a lurker above into the Oval Orifice, and introduce Obama to a roper or two.
Huh. And the liberals always told me Bush was the one who showed subservience to the Saudis.
New era, indeed.
Obama’s a Moose Lamb!
Alla Alla Alla la lala allam alla alla …
I swear, if you start imitating the Depressed Iranian Taxicab Driver, it’s better than saying:
RON PAUL! RON PAUL! RON PAUL! RON PAUL! RON PAUL! RON PAUL!
(TGIF)
When O-bah-muhh tries to make a free throw during his pick-up basketball games, I hope he air balls it. When O-bah-muhh tries to make a saving catch of the expensive vase Michelle throws at his head, I hope he fails. ( Both of these are guaranteed due to bucket on head.)
I don’t think He plays games very often. He has a hard time finding others to associate that He feels are worthy of His presence.
When Obama throws the first pitch of the baseball season, i hope he fails. its gonna be like special olympics up in there!
Is 14th level good?
When President Obama shaves himself in the morning, I hope he fails.
Once again “I have no idea whats going on” Towelee