Ah yes Storm19111….the American version of Godzilla, another turkey directed by Roland Emmerich. The same man who directed Independence Day and 10,000 BC and The Day After just to name a few. He is not guilty, however of the crime of directing Snakes On A Plane….thus the Obama Administration currently has no plans to investigate him.
How do we know that monkey fighting snakes are a bad thing? Maybe the monkeys are sneeking on the plane over the weekend, when the mon-fri plane is our of commision, and covering the windows with handfuls of carp.
That movie is probably the worst movie ever made. I’ve seen student projects that were far better. Now they go and take the “money line” (think “money shot”) and fight it up even more? What is this world coming to?
Good thing they didn’t cast Obama instead.
“Uhh…I…uhhh…the snakes…uhh…because…uhh…the snakes are because…uhhh… now hold on, I’m trying to think.”
They didn’t?
That line is actually more entertaining than the real one.
I especially liked the “…on this Monday-to-Friday plane” part.
Just when you thought no movie could be as God awful as Independence Day……..they made Snakes on a Plane.
That Shiite is funny. Now I have to go to Mon-Friday work!
zzyzx………How about the American Godzilla?
This clip makes me wonder just what the HELL that plane is doing on its weekends.
They say that Shaft is a baaaaddd monkey-fighter! Shut yo mouf!
So, where were the monkeys being fought by the snakes? Maybe those snakes know what they’re doing.
“Snakes? Snakes? I don’t know no Snakes.”
In the words of super cop John McClane, “yipee-ki-yay, monkey-fighter.”
Ah yes Storm19111….the American version of Godzilla, another turkey directed by Roland Emmerich. The same man who directed Independence Day and 10,000 BC and The Day After just to name a few. He is not guilty, however of the crime of directing Snakes On A Plane….thus the Obama Administration currently has no plans to investigate him.
That’s clearly racist, by new racism standards.
How do we know that monkey fighting snakes are a bad thing? Maybe the monkeys are sneeking on the plane over the weekend, when the mon-fri plane is our of commision, and covering the windows with handfuls of carp.
#13… It’s what I’D be doing on the weekends.
That movie is probably the worst movie ever made. I’ve seen student projects that were far better. Now they go and take the “money line” (think “money shot”) and fight it up even more? What is this world coming to?
Obama would say something like… “…uhhh, these snakes….well…this giant snake problem that we inherited….”