“Arr! We’ll be sending ye to Davey Jones’s (pbuh) locker!”
“Aye, what a buxom wench… or at least I assume so under the burqa.”
“Sixteen men on a dead man’s chest,
Yo ho ho and Allah Akbar!”
“Arr! Keelhaul him! He drew a depiction of Muhammad!”
“They call me Taliban-Approved Beard the Pirate, and none be more feared on the seven seas!”
“Arr! Praise Allah for the weather, and scan the horizon for ninjas and Navy Seals!”
“Miss Swann, there be no ‘parlay’ in Sharia law.”
Right Wing Pirate Extremists!
Grow a beard, Frank.
Ted Nugent weighs in on proper pirate attack prevention here.
“Yes We Can”
ARGH! Is that an AK under yer robes or are ye jest glad to see me?
Burqa burqa mahammoud jihad. We keel yu.
I wonder if the pirate ship’s carved figurehead is a sheep?
Argh! In Muslim Pirate land, the SEALs balance their BALLS on YOUR nose !
Beheaded men tell no tales! Allah Ackbarrrrghhhh!
No, DamnCat, it’s a goat with the bow pulpit up its…
(I’m sorry… I’m being too vivid.)
“Argh!! Steer clear, lad. She be American-flagged, she be.”
How about “Talk Like a SEAL Sniper” Day?
Arrggh, let’s all hoist a pint of goat water and sing “Hey Hey we’re the muslims. We just want to muslim around!”
The sea is a cruel mistress, that is why we stone her for her adultery.
TM, that is the funniest one so far. Kudos, Chum.
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Yo Ho, Yo Ho,
A Sheet Head’s Life For Me.
The quran is more what you’d call ‘guidelines’ than actual ‘rules’. Fetch the rum Miss Swann!
“For too long I’ve been parched for some rum, but unable to quench it. Too long I’ve been starving for pork,but unable to eat it. For too long I’ve had only the ship’s boy to keep me warm! Remind me again why we’re ‘privates’, men.”