We’ve almost tracked down this “Ed” person who keeps hacking into the site and editing comments. We hope to have this long nightmare behind us soon. Thanks for bearing with us.
I, for one, hope to hear how you dispose of this “Ed” person, Frank. Who does he think he is? Deal with him swiftly and severely, that’s what I would do. Water boarding, growling dogs, sleep deprivation, forced watching of reruns of Hawaii Five-O (24/7) and Rosie, and other standard US torture methods should apply.
No it’s not me. With my title I had to swear off hacking, slashing and other BC activities. Commenting on blogs hasn’t been added to the list of 7 deadly sins…yet.
Ed. is all-powerful! He controls the internets, the TV stations, newspapers, the thermostats for 76% of the households in America, and the price of ketchup in every supermarket in the country! Ed. is who decides how many peanuts are in a Snickers bar and what color every single vehicle will be that comes off the assembly line at the Kia plant in Georgia!
Only the Dick Cheney assassination squad can stop Ed. and they won’t really kill him, just drive him underground for a few weeks until Ed. has built up his zombie army and wipes us all out. When Ed. decides to destroy the world, there will be nothing left – not even any light escaping the explosion. We are doomed! Doomed, I tells ya’!
Ed always has the last word, which seems pretty unfair to me. If you found out this Ed guy was a creationist, you could have Charles Johnson ban him for you. He’s probably already written some Ajax code that will do that.
I have a question: who is hacking in and putting my comments in moderation??? Is it this ed guy? I had a comment go into moderation just this morning. I wonder if it had something to do with the name of a specific Texas Congressman that I mentioned? Whatever…….as long as you find this ed guy!
Ed is so powerful you can’t speak Fred Thompson’s name without his permission and involvement. That’s why Frank failed to get Dref Thomsopn elected President.
What did Terry_Jim say?? I’m no angel, so I won’t cry. I just have to know!
Yes, Marko is a genius, and if he had a blog, I’d hit the tipjar. But he doesn’t, so I won’t. Unless he has one that he’s hiding, which I think would be just downright creepy.
I’m more concerned about ussjimmycarter than this Ed guy.
ussjimmycarter:
1.) At least you’re alive and apparently well! Hurray for that.
2.) You were recently (select one): (a) out of jail (after being tasered while trying to douse Al Franken); (b) out of rehab for addictively smoking Great Mosquito horns; (c) pissed-off at Ed The Homo and didn’t want to comment any more; (d) sickened by politics and have taken up dill weed farming.
3.) I heard your screenplay is about to make it big time in a new movie called “Rippin’ Heads and Stuffin’ Butts (or how Barney Frank got his come-uppins).” Congrats on that!
2) I’ve been in DEEP MORNING for a long period knowing that my retard state has probably elected a Super Retard to the United States Senate making me a Retard as a citizen of said state!
That’s as may be, but you’re one of our favorite RETARDS, so it’s okay. Now, would you like a juice box and celery with peanut butter on it? That’s a good ussjc.
I, for one, hope to hear how you dispose of this “Ed” person, Frank. Who does he think he is? Deal with him swiftly and severely, that’s what I would do. Water boarding, growling dogs, sleep deprivation, forced watching of reruns of Hawaii Five-O (24/7) and Rosie, and other standard US torture methods should apply.
Wilbur has known Ed for years. Maybe we could use his knowledge to track Ed down. That is, if Wilbur would help, of course of course.
I was wondering what Cadet was up to these days.
Find that S.O.B and sue the sh*t out of him.
I have deep feelings for Ed, so I must make the point: you threaten him at your peril.
I need some glue, sorry ED.
No it’s not me. With my title I had to swear off hacking, slashing and other BC activities. Commenting on blogs hasn’t been added to the list of 7 deadly sins…yet.
Ed. is all-powerful! He controls the internets, the TV stations, newspapers, the thermostats for 76% of the households in America, and the price of ketchup in every supermarket in the country! Ed. is who decides how many peanuts are in a Snickers bar and what color every single vehicle will be that comes off the assembly line at the Kia plant in Georgia!
Only the Dick Cheney assassination squad can stop Ed. and they won’t really kill him, just drive him underground for a few weeks until Ed. has built up his zombie army and wipes us all out. When Ed. decides to destroy the world, there will be nothing left – not even any light escaping the explosion. We are doomed! Doomed, I tells ya’!
Who is the Ed? I must now get back to herding rabid snails.
Move along nothing to see here. Ed. ]
Ed always has the last word, which seems pretty unfair to me. If you found out this Ed guy was a creationist, you could have Charles Johnson ban him for you. He’s probably already written some Ajax code that will do that.
It’s Ed Meese.
Eeets ed is bigger dan eets brain?
Ed, what a cokney ooker gives?
Ed, where you go when you got the hiccups?
Ed that thing that holds up those gigantic ears on that one?
Fear Ed! Ed is so powerful, he recently took over Obama’s teleprompter, causing The One to loose his place and stumble!
When reporters asked “where is Arlen Spectre?” this afternoon Barney Frank replied “Bent over my desk where I left him!”…
I was wondering when you were gonna get on this
War on TeriztManMade DisasterEd. business! After all, you’ve already been in power for 100 days!If blogs have Ed., only Ed. will have blogs. Or something like that.
No matter who Ed is, just don’t cross him. He’ll ALWAYS get the last word!
An Ed that keeps the rim of the bucket from chaffing his shoulders
I wonder if that’s the ussjimmycarter we thought we knew? Good to see your goofy gravatar, ussjc.
You guys want to get rid of ED??? There is a little blue pill that’ll take care of that for you.
Burn the Communist Infidel who leeches off the posts of others to get by!
Actually I could care less I didn’t even know we had a problem but if you ubrn him on the internet stake it would be cool just make sure to post it.
Nuke him. Nuff said.
I have a question: who is hacking in and putting my comments in moderation??? Is it this ed guy? I had a comment go into moderation just this morning. I wonder if it had something to do with the name of a specific Texas Congressman that I mentioned? Whatever…….as long as you find this ed guy!
And Pammy, two of posts never appeared today and yesterday. This is the first I heard of Ed. Ed might be from little green football players?
[comment removed because wit so rare and marvelous makes angels weep- –Ed.]
I didn’t do nuthin. perverts.
[comment removed because blog was buzzed by a blue and white 747 and an F-15- –Ed.]
It’s either Ed, Edd, or Eddy.
Which one was the smart one?
So, Ed, what do you think of that MarkoMancuso guy?
[MarkoMancuso is a genius and you should all give him lots of money. — Ed.]
Ed is so powerful you can’t speak Fred Thompson’s name without his permission and involvement. That’s why Frank failed to get Dref Thomsopn elected President.
Suddenly, this Ed guy is nice to everyone? Fraaaaaank! He’s here again.
What did Terry_Jim say?? I’m no angel, so I won’t cry. I just have to know!
Yes, Marko is a genius, and if he had a blog, I’d hit the tipjar. But he doesn’t, so I won’t. Unless he has one that he’s hiding, which I think would be just downright creepy.
Not as creepy as actually owning a blog and admitting it!
You want I should bust his kneecaps?
Caution- ED in mirror is closer than he appears!
Can you guys work on this weird guy Daemon who sends back my emails after working on Ed?
I’m more concerned about ussjimmycarter than this Ed guy.
ussjimmycarter:
1.) At least you’re alive and apparently well! Hurray for that.
2.) You were recently (select one): (a) out of jail (after being tasered while trying to douse Al Franken); (b) out of rehab for addictively smoking Great Mosquito horns; (c) pissed-off at Ed The Homo and didn’t want to comment any more; (d) sickened by politics and have taken up dill weed farming.
3.) I heard your screenplay is about to make it big time in a new movie called “Rippin’ Heads and Stuffin’ Butts (or how Barney Frank got his come-uppins).” Congrats on that!
#27, nuttin really, innominatus, I just impersonated Ed.
You don’t have to say anything profound, inteligent, or even sensible
as long as people THINK you did.
A little trick I’m learning from the Teleprompter -In- Chief.
I rode a tank held a generals rank, it was me that talked Arlen Specter into switching political party’s, hope you guess my name…….Ed
Jimmy
1) I’m alive and well HUNG…
2) I’ve been in DEEP MORNING for a long period knowing that my retard state has probably elected a Super Retard to the United States Senate making me a Retard as a citizen of said state!
ussjc,
That’s as may be, but you’re one of our favorite RETARDS, so it’s okay. Now, would you like a juice box and celery with peanut butter on it? That’s a good ussjc.
ussjimmycarter,
1) You WILL be HUNG after hanging here permanently.
2) I figured you were pissed-off at politics. Me too. But Frank and Harvey and Basil and spacemonkey (where IS he?) need us here.
3. Missed your comments. Now don’t do that again!
What DE said.
Another new personality, Frank?