CAPTAIN UNITED NATIONS: All right, America, button your lip, that’s an order.
INSPECTOR AMERICA: Captain, if you want to jerk all these people off, you can, but don’t do it with me.
UN: That’s it, America. You just got yourself a 60 day suspension.
AMERICA: Make it 90!
UN: 180! Give me your badge and gun!
America should be a renegade cop—–This would make good international policy— Sarah Palin with a battery of 15 inch guns playing dirty harry, Running around the world blowing the s#!t out of anyone that pisses her off!
Observer,” You’re either America or public enemy #1 America,” Some people might say We’re both.” Observer,”Who?’ America,” U.N. bozos with big brass nameplates on their desks, and asses the shape of the seat of their chairs.” Observer,”Why?” America,”It’s a question of methods. Everybody wants results, but nobody wants to do what they have to, to get it done.”
The guy can’t speak without a teleprompter, but he’s soooo totally committed to going after Black Jack Shalack….. and they made fun of Bush?
I think he doing just a fine job on the “war on privacy”.
Unfortunately, Obam…uhhh… is a big admirer of Barney Fife, rather than Vic Mackey.
America should be the world’s Wal-Mart door greeter.
Mebbe America should be the “Game Host of the World”. Y’know, you get to choose between Door #1, 2 or 3! (SEALs, Delta, U.S. Rangers)
Kind of like Dirty Harry, huh, Frank.
America: Cop on the Edge!
With a soundtrack! A really b*tch’n soundtrack! Is Jan Hammer still alive?
because this time, its personal!
America should be the Batman of the world, turning fear against those who prey upon the fearful.
Sooner or later, God’ll cut you DOWN.
I’d prefer more like Rorschach, but not as smelly.
You know Ahmadinejad, in all the confusion I can’t remember whether I fired five shots or six…
America has become the expert and victim of “How to Boil a Frog.”
Ooo, that totally needs to go on a t-shirt!
I’d say we are comparable to “Death Wish” when America voted Teh One into office.
If only we had a uniform and badge
You feeling lucky punk?
Well do you?
CAPTAIN UNITED NATIONS: All right, America, button your lip, that’s an order.
INSPECTOR AMERICA: Captain, if you want to jerk all these people off, you can, but don’t do it with me.
UN: That’s it, America. You just got yourself a 60 day suspension.
AMERICA: Make it 90!
UN: 180! Give me your badge and gun!
Perhaps a new Police Academy sequel? Policeman Academy to the World!
America should be a renegade cop—–This would make good international policy— Sarah Palin with a battery of 15 inch guns playing dirty harry, Running around the world blowing the s#!t out of anyone that pisses her off!
American… Think we’re Crazy now? Just wait until we make Martin Riggs look reasonable.
Yippy-Kai-Ay …
maybe the Dr. Bruce Banner of the world ‘don’t make me angry. you wouldn’t like me when i’m angry.’ Or the Hulk of the world ‘Hulk Smash!’
Frank, did you just Twitter on IMAO? I thought random thoughts went to Twitter. I’m so confused.
U.N.,” What we’re saying, America, is that those pirates had rights!”>>>America,”Well I’m all broken up about those pirates’ rights.”
Observer,” You’re either America or public enemy #1 America,” Some people might say We’re both.” Observer,”Who?’ America,” U.N. bozos with big brass nameplates on their desks, and asses the shape of the seat of their chairs.” Observer,”Why?” America,”It’s a question of methods. Everybody wants results, but nobody wants to do what they have to, to get it done.”
Rules of engagement! We don’t need no stinkin’ Rules of engagement!