Sure, it’s all fun and games until they rip your face off, tear/bite off your genitals,fingers and toes.Hey, let’s play ‘Tickle-Me-Elmo’ with the cute prosimian. It was telepathically communicating to the chimps next door to attack at feeding time.
Whatever happened to the good old days, when Tarzan’s ace in the hole, the inaptly named chimpanzee Cheetah, could solve almost as many problems as that dog-like robot that lasted a season or two on Dr. Who?
We don’t like the chimps because we have enabled them to escape their subservient role as helpful second bananas, and in their newfound independence they test us, oh yes they do.
Give them something constructive to do, and they are fine companions, as exemplified by the slow loris above. Leave them to their own devices, and you get idle hands with unopposable thumbs, looking for mischief.
I liked the video of the “fearless puppy attacks German Shepherd”. But what is the lesson there? Show reckless courage in the face of overwelming odds; or never mistake the good-natured patience of a strong, confident beast for weakness?
They’re wild animals. It’s not IF, but WHEN that thing will snap back to its wild nature and kill you. You can see it in its beady little eyes.
The only thing worse than a monkey is a monkey enabler.
I wonder, if you throw that monkey at a wall, will it stick?
O.o
Technically lorises are prosimians, not monkeys . . .
Is that a monkey or a “prosimian?” Whatever it is, if it’ll fetch me a beer or coffee, it’s in.
#5 if HR 669 passes your little friend is banned.
Sure, it’s all fun and games until they rip your face off, tear/bite off your genitals,fingers and toes.Hey, let’s play ‘Tickle-Me-Elmo’ with the cute prosimian. It was telepathically communicating to the chimps next door to attack at feeding time.
It’s adorable, but apparently they produce toxins. 😉
creepy little monkey thing wants to eat your eyeballs………
haha, its like when you rub a cats back and it does that weird ass and tail thing.
does it count as buying the propaganda if im a man?
cause i could have sworn a monkey sidekick is what every man wants
plus, animal rights people HATE monkeys as pets, why would you want to not disappoint them?
Whatever happened to the good old days, when Tarzan’s ace in the hole, the inaptly named chimpanzee Cheetah, could solve almost as many problems as that dog-like robot that lasted a season or two on Dr. Who?
We don’t like the chimps because we have enabled them to escape their subservient role as helpful second bananas, and in their newfound independence they test us, oh yes they do.
Give them something constructive to do, and they are fine companions, as exemplified by the slow loris above. Leave them to their own devices, and you get idle hands with unopposable thumbs, looking for mischief.
I liked the video of the “fearless puppy attacks German Shepherd”. But what is the lesson there? Show reckless courage in the face of overwelming odds; or never mistake the good-natured patience of a strong, confident beast for weakness?
Oops. ‘plays with’, not ‘attacks’.