So how long do you give the Archie-Veronica marriage? I say two years tops.
So is everyone else having to battle the dead risen from their grave, or is that just a Boise thing right now?
Might not be zombies and instead be stoned hippies. Either way, they’re dead now and the crisis is over.
Aliens have landed nearby. They keep asking to be taken to our leader, but I’m ignoring them because they look like dorks. Anyway, if they ask how Obama became our leader, I’d be kinda embarrassed to explain.
If they’d trade a death ray for one of my .45s, do you think that’s a good trade? I’d still have two left for dual-wielding.
If Iron Man saves you, exactly how rude is it to stick refrigerator magnets to his back when he isn’t looking?
Everyone who voted for Obama is a moron. That’s something that should be repeated every day.
Bowing to reality is for dumb squishy moderates! I impale them with my unicorn!
“Everyone who voted for Obama is a moron.”
Most of them already were morons before they voted for Obama.
We are now so in debt that we are no longer a free country. We should rename ourselves The United Slaves of America.
Whoa whoa whoa…. when did Archie and Veronica tie the knot? Did he knock her up or something?
Frank! I can’t believe you would be willing to trade a gun for a death ray. Nothing is ever worth trading a gun for. how do you expect to grow a collection if you trade things away?
Now repeat after me: Every one who voted for that classless disgrace in the White House should be pistol whipped.
Now face the Sprinfield Armory and hope the .45 god forgives you.
Oh BOWING, I read bowling. heh heh unicorns, like that classless disgrace would actually give someone a unicorn without heavy taxes.
Obama is facing some real problems that CNN won’t be able to cover up.
He has made an absolute mess of foreign policy. (for a list of the top ten foreign policy failures, you can look at: http://firstconservative.com/blog/political-humor/foreign-policy-house-of-cards )
Additionally, He is driving the country to double digit inflation and double digit unemployment. CNN can’t cover these things up.
People that voted for Obama were indeed morons. All this was evident before election day.
I gotta disagree with Plenty up there, of course you trade your .45 for a ray gun.
Then, you sell them the ammo for like $200/rd and they’ll give you your gun back because that’s too expensive.
Just make sure you gets lots of ammo for the ray gun (rays don’t fall out of the sky you know) before you do it.
According to the last movie Iron Man’s suit is a titanium-gold alloy so magnets wouldn’t stick to it.
Notice how the leader of the “Negro Party” has stopped the prosecution of BLACK panthers in Philidelphia for stuffing ballet boxes and intimidating voters. Listen…. negros have a right to fix elections, using violence, because of slavery 160 years ago.
I still have a little death ray handheld unit from the time they took me up for the experiments. I don’t think the death ray works any more, since the last time I used it the charge ran out mid-death, and now my ex-wife is an Obama voter. It came in the gift bag, along with what I think is a keychain and handy slice-opener for those intergalactic MRE bags. Man those bags are a hassle. I recommend the chicken.
A little off-topic: anybody got a 20 gigavolt battery charger? I looked on Amazon and EBay, but nothing.
For myself, I was suprised it wasn’t an Archie – Jughead marriage!
You mean you actually GOT your unicorn? Still waiting for mine…Worst. Presidue. Ever.
Everyone who voted for Obama is a moron. That’s something that should be repeated every day.
Yes that is something that should be done everyday. I remind my liberal sister (I dis-owned her but she still calls and comes around for some reason) and neighbors of how stupid they are for voting for Obama every chance I get. I’ve hurt there little liberal feels many times the few past months. They still can’t understand why I didn’ vote for the savior of mankind Obama.
Veronica is going to leave Archie for Aquaman – I am the first to predict this.
I heard that Veronica’s actually knocked up by Jughead and the secret reveal is that they are half-brother and half-sister, raised in separate homes.
GEJ,
If it were a story about OUR TOTUS, Jughead, then it would be an Archie – Jughead marriage. I mean, we now have the first openly gay first family. Though there is some debate. Personally, I have yet to see proof hObama is a man, yet we have no doubt that Michelle is.
I heard that Archie is about to chippy with Betty.
Typical of Hollywood….they just couldn’t leave Iron Man as he was….but had to upgrade him. I suppose in the next movie he will be called Titanium-Gold Alloy Man. Guess I’ll have to leave my magnets on my refrigator.
Be vehwy vehwy careful with aliens wanting to trade a death ray for one of your 45s. Did they just want to trade you the death ray, but not the ‘handheld death ray emission device’? Did you actually SEE the H.D.R.E.D.? What if you handed over one of your 45s, and they handed over the sting ray that killed Steve Irwin? Technically it IS a ‘death ray’. Treat them like the Ferengi, ‘Let the buyer beware’.
Is the death ray in hand gun form?
ummmmm Death Ray. Can I have mine in the Death Star version?
Everyone who voted for Obama is a moron. That’s something that should be repeated every day.
ABSOLUTELY!
Anyway, Socrates is right. Only exchange your .45 for a death ray if it includes the charger. Kind of like getting a cell phone, they won’t work for more than a few MDK’s without one.
I’ve got an idea for a magnetic rail-gun using steel ball bearings, a length of aluminum tube, a lot of wire, a package of 9 volt batteries and a dozen strobe-flash capacitors from a box of disposable cameras.
All I need is a soldering iron and one of those RadioShack 101 electrical experiments for young inventors kits.
Soon the world will tremble at my Power!
Or maybe I’ll make a slingshot from the elastic in a pair of my wife’s old pantyhose.