AMERICA: “Hey, Al Qaeda, we were just wondering if you took control of Pakistan, whether you plan to use their nukes against us.”
AL QAEDA: “Oh yeah. Totally.”
AMERICA: “So, if you ever seize power in Pakistan, we have ever reason to nuke you first.”
AL QAEDA: “Yeah, that would be the smart thing.”
AMERICA: “Well, thanks for this frank discussion.”
AL QAEDA: “No problem. Death to you!”
BARACK OBAMA: So AQ, what are you guys doing for the 4th of July? A spot’s opened up at my BBQ. Don’t worry, it’s pork free. Well, except for the cost that is. What can I say? I loves me some Kobe beef.
Maybe the next predator drone attack will at a BBQ at the Iranian Embassy.
Predator Drones. They’re not just for funerals anymore.
Conversely, when NYT tells them our plans, they arrange for maximum collateral damage of ‘innocent civilians’.
OT…
you are aware NASA is planning to nuke the moon, are you not?
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Not to worry. Kim Jung Il is going to beat AQ to it. Today Kim said he would destroy the US with his nukes if we dared to f**k with his boat. Earth to Kim….you have six nukes, we have six hundred….do the math! On the other hand Kim has a pair….not so sure ’bout the Prez. He would strike back….wouldn’t he….I mean even liberal Dems have some sort of sense of preservation….don’t they?
.BHO is so stupid he thinks the enemy is a non-union, non-illegal white guy with a job. He has seen the enemy and it is ,,,,,,,, Al Bundy.
Wait ’till the full, four-year harvest of Obama’s ‘foreign policy’ is in. Combined with national bankruptcy, I predict we won’t be reading/writing on blogs anymore.
I suspect that if PRNK, Iran, or the Taliban attacked the U.S., Obama wouldn’t be able to push the button. The piss soaking his pants might cause him to get an electrical shock.
“Hello, Osama? Yes this is President Obama…..yes, yes, in fact I think we might be related. About that nuclear missile that struck Nova Scotia last week…yes, I know the intended target was New York. That’s why I’m calling…I wanted to apologize. You see, after it went off, I ordered a full inquiry. It seems you used one manufactured in China. Well, it seems that those particular plans were ones smuggled out in Sandy Burgher’s underwear, and unfortunately, they got stained. Yes. there are some language barriers as well. I also just apologized to China for that…it seems Bill Clinton didn’t have the foresight to have secret documents printed in Chinese….well, I’ve just corrected that. In the wake of this unfortunate “man-made catastrophe”, I’ve ordered the Pentagon and CIA to begin printing our secrets in all known languages except English….”
There is a factor that would determine Bama’s response, it is where the NK missle hit. If it were to hit Chicago.. he would probably go ape shit….a “red” city….. probably not.
Frank…. I read this post in just the right frame of mind to get a good laugh… thanks for de funny.
o might not, but Mrs. o would.
I’m with Basil. Resident Obama, or ANY Liberal, would rather martyr themselves than strike back at any nation who dares to attack us.
Did someone remember to put the DCAS on speed dial?
I live in Minnesota which is really really liberal so I’m ok. If we are nuked, Obama will get really really mad and will draft a super excellent letter of deep disappointment…
“President Obama today expressed ‘mild interest’ over the takeover of Pakistan by the freedom fighter group Al Qaida. Said the president, ‘We uh….look forward to holding immediate discussions with the newly elected Pakistani regime.'”