New rumor: Sanford went alone into the woods to have congress with the devil. Or for the teddy bear’s picnic.
Obama on Iran: “Those who stand up for justice are always on the right side of history. I’m on the left side.”
Q. How do you get Obama to condemn you on a Friday?
A. Commit an atrocity on Monday.
Got MST3K on DVD. Reminds me of more peaceful times when the worst threat was being trapped in a satellite and forced to watch movies.
Introducing my 11 year old and 10 year old to MST3K. Nothing makes me happier than to see them rolling on the floor laughing at Joel and the bots making fun of “Crash of the Moons”.
I’m still shocked that this guy Sanford isn’t a feisty black single parent Junk dealer. I suspect that he and his homosexual-on-the-down-low-lover were just out frollicking in the wilderness,where they couldn’t be discovered/seen.>>> I propose that ALL government officials, upon taking office, get implanted with the O-bah-muhh GPSCHIP,so that they may be located at any time
Got MST3K on DVD. Reminds me of more peaceful times when the worst threat was being trapped in a satellite and forced to watch movies.
yes the good ole days a much simpler time.
Fixed.
“Q. How do you get Obama to condemn you on a Friday?
A. Commit an atrocity on Monday.”
…then have every other country, including France, condemn you first.
Q. How do you get Obama to condemn you on a Friday?
A. Commit an atrocity on Monday.
Unless your harry reid, then you get a pass no matter when you get out of bed.
MST3K. My family still doesn’t get it when I get all moody on Thanksgiving. Ah, Turkey Day Marathon with Joel and only a little bit of Mike. Long live the Giant Gilla Monster. Nearly twenty years later anytime I see someone with the foot hiked up on box or the bumper of a car I get a fit of giggles. My favorite line from them when they were wearing their writer’s hats: We never ask how many people will get a joke; instead, we know the right people will get the joke.
Who is Sanford? Didn’t he go and join ‘Lizabeth?
Ok, I feel like an idiot. Just figured out who Sanford is. Yeah, I’ve been out of the loop for a while. LOL
Update on Sanford: Spent 5 days(including travel time) in Argentina with affairee. No word on the gender of the affairee. Just a ‘special friend’ through internet E-mails that he took to the next level.
UpdateII on Sanford: In his press conference confession he indicated the affairee was female. So he’s got that going for him.
Update III on Sanford: Instead of saying “I’m coming Wheezy!”, his press conference had a “Don’t cry for me South Carolina ” feel to it. He was hiking up some Argentinian tail, not the Appalachian Trail.
A Ginger-haired Scotsman in an orange overhaul runs up behind the Governor and yells,
“That’s thinkin’ wit’ yer Dipstick, Marky!!” ((WHACK!!))
MST3k ftw.
Speaking of which I need to check and see what new rifftrax are out.
Joel and the ‘bots were entertaining. I still miss Turkey Day.
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